The Mega-Zine Museum
April 7, 1995
VINYL JUNKIE is welcomed to the 'Zine scene, good to see a new face.
LENIN thinks Northerners are tough coz they've had to work down the mines.
THE ELYZIUM SUCCUBUS says Shampoo and PJ & Duncun and his brother Jim make even the most hardened demon cringe.
TWISTED LITTLE SISTER thinks Woolwich is a pretty cool place with a lot of Goths and Metal heads. That's good?
ROZZER'S LIGHT thanks for the nag.
!Here's the new Mega-zine Short Cuts!
RICHARD/JUDY V NICK/ANN WHO'S BEST?
PLEA TO ALL 'ZINESTERS
Has anyone seen my brain? It was last seen wandering around in Maidenhead.
If anyone has any information about this, please tell the Government at once, as they need one.
Even between the lot of them, it would be more than quadruple their IQ.
Blades
Ever heard that phrase - they'd be
DANGEROUS IF THEY HAD A BRAIN?
YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE WHEN..
- You're listening to Back for Good and thinking "Hey, this is good."
- You ask a girl out and she replies, "I like you as a friend, BUT..."
- You enjoy Neighbours.
- You walk into class, see the smile on teacher's face and remember the test.
- There are ten weeks to exams!!!
The Welsh Wit, Cardiff.
MATCH REVIEW - ENGLAND V URUGUAY
What a woeful, pitiful display. I've seen more excitement at a convention of Man Utd fans from Manchester (ie an empty room).
Sherringham and Cole, our supposed top strikers, wasted the few paltry chances whilst the opposition tried to play, but our Arsenal-esque tactics killed the game before it started.
Put Teddy Sherringham out of his misery.
The Crazy Owl, Hillsborough.
Calm yourself at least they
DIDN'T LOSE!!!
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
Human beings appreciate a sense of belonging. We value our roots in a place with familiar landscapes with people whose behaviour we understand.
To belong is comforting and a vital ingredient of personal identity.
Integration to a group and the integrity of self are linked concepts. In an ancient language the noun 'Home' is the same as the verb 'I am'.
Little Moist from the not grim Up North
That's why I joined the Tufty Club, now
ARE WE SORTED ON NORTH/SOUTH?
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
I once wrote a song about a hairy chested dog who was fairly smelly in relation to its surroundings.
A tall woman found the dog at a Sheffield Utd footie match and she got upset when she had to return this dog to its rightful owner.
This is a very interesting story (I think so anyway) and I don't care what you think.
The Eternal Chicken.
