The Mega-Zine Museum
April 4, 1995
MICHAEL'S HELMET agrees that Formula One beats football any day, so enjoy.
THE HAPPY INDIE LAD wants to tell us that Bez and Shaun Ryder have formed a group called Black Grape.
DREAM OF THE ENDLESS asks why every goth pretends to be a vampire, and says don't, they're a pain in the neck.
2 METAL FREAKS have outed Mr Bungle as a plagiarist. Stop it, or you'll be blackballed from my club.
Here's the new Mega-zine Short Cuts!
THREE GROUP NAMES AND THE MEANINGS YOU'D NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT (PROBABLY)
- Blur - Make or become vague or less distinct.
- Anthrax - Dangerous disease of cattle and sheep, communicable to humans.
- Nirvana - Absolute spiritual enlightenment and bliss (in Buddhism and Hinduism).
From a person stuck in a lift with a dictionary.
Take That - inexplicably succesful pop
FIVESOME WITH TOOTHSOME GRINS
ALBUM REVIEW - FLOODLAND - THE SISTERS OF MERCY
Seven years old and still the best album in the world. From Dominion to Neverland, Andrew Eldritch's dulcet tones and the excellent music make this an album to remember.
In fact, it's so good that I own seven copies of it. If you're a goth and you've not heard it, you're probably eternally damned.
The Elyzium Succubus, Floodland.
POINT OF INFORMATION
The world is divided into three times, past, present and future.
The past has happened, it can't be touched, but if we build on the present we build for the future.
However, if we destroy the present, we destroy the future.
Camouflage, North West.
Yes, and the world is one great giant
PEACH, NOW GET BACK TO BED
DEAR 'ZINE
No-one loves me. This is why: I look like Jimmy Nail on a bad hair day. I have the social life of a leper and I am as amusing as an Oor Wullie book.
In a nutshell: I am as much fun as a comotose broccoli.
I just wrote to brighten up your day.
Be happy - remember, you are not me.
Manic depressant, twice winner of the coveted "Ugh! He's really UGLY" award.
Methinks you're going for the
SYMPATHY VOTE - YOU GOT IT!
REPLY TO WONKO THE SANE
The question is not "What's 6x7?", but it IS mathematical.
Unfortunately, the question is so long-winded that it would be imposssible to fit on the screen.
In fact, the last digit would stretch all the way to the bottom of the street. And by street we mean the M25.
Tath and Bob, Basingstoke.
