Mega-Zine Museum: Letters

March 19, 1995

REPLY TO SHY BALD BUDDHIST

I've always thought of Northerners as being simple. And you've proved the point.

Was "who's the hardest" the only comparison you could make between North and South?

The only good thing about Notherners are the jokes you can make about them.

Southern Fry.

PS: Best band - New Order - at least you have a sense of humour!

And at least you speak your mind

DEAR 'ZINESTERS

Don't you think that some people have nothing better to do than complain? Maybe it's to brighten up their otherwise boring lives.

Sometimes complaining is OK. I mean we aren't all doormats. When people moan about things like the Lineker crisps ad it really makes me laugh.

They need to lighten up and not take things so seriously. Chill out.

High Cool Mrs Zeal, Over Dover.

Thanks for the advice, but a good moan

CAN BE VERY THERAPEUTIC

RE: METHOD MAN

Until recently my friends and I were regularly beaten up by trendies and ravers who thought they were "well 'ard" and because we are different, (ie. not uniform enough).

I probably am a music snob but at least I don't go around enforcing my tastes on others. And at least I've got the guts and imagination to branch away.

It's better then following the obvious mainstream.

Casino Girl/Annie.

Confucius say travel the path less trod

I SAY KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN

WHO BUYS THE NUMBER ONE SINGLES?!!

As a visiting Alien to your planet I would like to enquire about the strange phenomenon surrounding Number 1 songs.

Surely if everyone hates them that much they wouldn't BE at Number 1.

My observations invclude the excellent Bryan Adams, Wet Wet Wet (Yuk) and Take Splat etc.

Little Northern Alien, Dronfield.

I'll have to pass this to an expert on

WEIRDNESS - THE BLOB!!!!

WHY.........? 10 TOP TV QUESTIONS

Don't we see upstairs in soaps?
Is Brookie more lethal than Bosnia?
Has Jo Brand got her own show?
Was Press Gang axed?
Do TV diners have the right cash?
Do people leave without eating?
Why has Vinny left Blossom?
Is Tucker leving Soldier Soldier?
Is Megazine the best thing on C4?
Have I got square eyes?

Poppy, Utopia.

And why, oh why do we care?

WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS - ESCAPE!!

THAT CRISPS AD

In Victor Meldrew's words - I don't believe it!

I'm talking about all this negative hype over the latest crisps ad featuring good ole Gary Linekar.

Well, let me tell you, if this 40-second ad has the potential for wrongly influencing kids, what effect do Home and Away and Neighbours have on the poor little blighters?

What next? Andy Peters banned from kids TV for being too sexy?

Rainbow Brite.

Someone knowns the difference between

REALITY AND FANTASY - MOST DON'T!!

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