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March 20, 1995

PJ AND DUNCUN ARE SHAMPOO. WHY?

  1. There are two in each.
  2. You never see them together.
  3. They both suck, big time.

What I can't understand is that they get higher in the charts than Terrorvision. My theory is a nation of poor taste and teeny-boppers.

Psychotic Penguin, In a Darkened Room.

You may be right, but what can ya do?

 

NOTICE

I have recently been drawn under the spell of the rulers of seventies pop. Of course I'm talking about Fleetwood Mac.

With the fairy-like, sugar-sweet voice of Stevie Nicks, I'm surprised that no 'classic' 'Zinesters with a hippy streak have mentioned them.

I can't be the only Mac fan on the 'Zine. Vent yourselves, good friends.

The Pop Princess, Land of Perfection.

Are old people getting into 'Zine?

OR HAS STEVIE BEEN TRYING AGAIN!

 

THE ANSWER

As all cultured people know, the answer to life, the universe, everything is 42.

It is all very well knowing the answer, but what about the question?

As far as I can see, and according to the angels with the golden beards and Dr Scholl sandals, the question could only be, "What is 6 x 7?"

And the world still hasn't got better.

Wonko the Sane, Outside the Asylum

You mean they let you out?!!!

THEY TOLD ME THE ANSWER WAS 442

 

TOP ELEVEN REASONS TO LIVE

  1. Bottom
  2. Toffee
  3. The Commitments
  4. Steve Gately
  5. Andy Gray's football strategies
  6. Take That's performance, Brits 94/95
  7. Stussy hats
  8. Walking On Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves
  9. Custom made pink jeeps
  10. Plane turbulence
  11. Ice skating

Laidback and Sat Down, Cloud 9

Are you Barbie and Sindy by any chance?

NO 10 - BIT BRAVE THAT ONE!

 

REPLY TO CLAIRE, GWYNEDD

If you were a real Man Utd supporter, you wouldn't slate Ryan Giggs so easily just because he's going through a rough patch.

If you lot don't want him, he's very welcome at Brisbane Road!!!

Colin West's Socks, Brisbane Road

That's awfully nice of you

I LIKE FRIENDLY PEOPLE

 

MOST BAFFLING QUESTIONS I COULD MANAGE

  1. Why?
  2. If you didn't have a thumb would the bottom of your sandwich fall off?
  3. If TVs were called trees, would we call hazelnuts microwaves?
  4. What's another word for thesaurus?
  5. Why is the sky blue, apart from when it's black or grey?
  6. Is Mr Jones from No 27 really God on vacation?

Loadsa love, the artist formerly known as Defiant Paperclip

I forgot my thumb the other day and yes

ANOTHER WORD FOR THESAURUS = BRAIN

 

RELPLY TO ALAN SHEARER'S FOOTIE BOOT

I'd like to know what you would do,
If you were us and we were you.
You think we're picky, we are not.
We just don't think dead flesh is hot.

We wonder if meat you'd defend,
If you were forced to eat your friend.
Cows eat vegetables without fuss,
They're herbivores, yes, just like us.

So now stop giving us all this strife,
Just grow up and GET A LIFE!

Frances Farmer, (And Co.), Seattle.

Nice that they let you write letters FF