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February 15, 1995

REPLY TO BABE BOY JUNIOR

Your special "Why I'm a Babe" top ten,
Inspired me to go and get a pen,
And write a silly little verse.
But I couldn't, so I began to curse.

My feelings are cool, exciting and new,
Babe Boy, I think I've fallen for you.

A SugarSpun Sister, Up North Too

PS WLW - I love you too.

Can't say I blame you

 

THE EASTENDER CHART

  1. Real Wild Child / Bianca
  2. Borstal Breakout / Grant
  3. Teenage Lobotomy / Ricky
  4. Dog Eat Dog / Well 'ard
  5. Don't You Want Me? / Natalie
  6. Lonely Boy / Steve
  7. Pretend We're Dead / Den
  8. Should I Stay Or Should I Go? / Sharon
  9. Sharp Dressed Man / Nigel
  10. Killer / Nick Cotton

Nostalgic Nick, Rockaway Beach

Grandad, We Love You - Jeff

LONG HAIRED LOVER - ROLY AND DOT

 

DEAR 'ZINE

We have found a cure for smallpox, but not the common cold.

We get worked up over a few numbers on the telly every Saturday.

We get frustrated over a blue character on a Mega Drive.

What kind of a civilisation are we?

Earth-boy, the real word

An uncivilised one usually

CHEER UP, YOU MAY WIN A MILLION

 

FIVE THINGS I WANT TO DO WHEN I GROW UP

  1. Start a fizzy-cola lollipop appreciation society.
  2. Open Windsor Castle to the homeless.
  3. Be appreciated for being myself.
  4. Bulldoze 10 Downing Street and everyone in it.
  5. Buy all socks from the Sock Shop and give them to pigeons to sleep in.

Sleepless - Land of Fire

At least you're not in Seattle

 

PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO MEET MOST....

  1. Slick Chick
  2. Slender Babe
  3. Spurs with G Francis & A Sugar
  4. WLW
  5. Alan Partridge
  6. Elle Macpherson
  7. Therapy?
  8. Greenday
  9. My double
  10. Graham Kelly and tattoo THFC cupwinners 94/95 on his forehead.

Quick Mick

'Scuse me, why am I not numero uno?

I HAVE AN EGO TO NURTURE YOU KNOW

 

DEAR 'ZINESTERS

What is Neighbours supposed to be????

Danni gets a bass and suddenly everyone has instruments and knows how to play them. Minutes later they're chucking out a song in perfect time and singing!

The chance of their all managing to learn to play in a day is as likely as Shampoo coming up with a decent song in their lifetime. Don't think so.

Komotosed Kid, Sleeping Village

Or as likely as Julie ever shutting up

OR ME KNOWING WHY I EVER WATCH IT

 

DEAR 'ZINESTERS

Okay, so there I was, Tuesday morning, rushing to greet the postie, but (sob) no valentines were there!

I only hope that there's a male 'Zinester out there who loves me enough to send me a belated valentine via the 'Zine.

The Smart One

If all else fails - beg

WE LOVE YOU SMART ONE