The Mega-Zine Museum
February 14, 1995
TO EDWARD, A MAN WITH MORAL VALUES
Oh, I've fallen in love, what a wonderful young man and fine moral specimen you are.
Satirical genius or arrogant fascist? I don't care - either way you're the man for me.
Be my Valentine Edward, I love you and your moral values.
Lucille le Dark
And who says love isn't blind?
SEND US A WEDDING INVITE!
ATTENTION ALL 'ZINESTERS
Yes, it's that time again! I must share this with all of you......
it's very important.....
I LOVE EVERYONE (especially those at Mega-zine).
I love everybody and everything.
Love y'all forever,
Ice Baby
Perfectly understandable
FLATTERY'LL GET YOU - ON SCREEN
TO MIDNIGHT CALLER
I've had my eye on you for some time. Oh, yes.
Myself and my evil friends have concluded that you are not only a Wednesday supporter, but also worship Blur. (Good taste, our kid.)
So if you are of the male gender and can think of anything else we have in common, will you be mine???
Nasty Accident, Chemical World
(I love MC)
We await with bated breath
BUT I'M NO CILLA BLACK, THANK YOU!
UNTITLED RANT ABOUT NOTHING MUCH
Yes, Liam and Noel Gallagher are great and have ace eyebrows.
But have you all forgotten about Bonehead - the Eyebrow King? Now there's a star!
Ian Brown's discarded flares, Sidcup
Don't forget Demis Roussos
TO LITTLE BABY NOTHING, TENNESSEE
Oh how I love thee... art thee attached at the Y-front to anyone in particular?
Please put me out of my little world of mumbling misery and reply to lonely little me.
Would thee be my little sea sponge?
Y-front Man, Bayswater
What am I? A dating agency?
OK - JUST FOR TODAY I SUPPOSE
ODE TO ANASTASIA & LUCILLE
Sweetest Anastasia
You put me in Fantasia.
Loveliest Lucille
Words can't describe how I feel.
You're the greatest ever seen
To grace the pages of the 'Zine.
We're dangerous and depraved too
and we want to marry you.
Spike and Fang, Manchester
Poets you ain't
A POEM
Obscure Indie Boy
Forget Kate Cobain.
Your love for her
caused me such pain.
Because of your poetry
and love of grunge,
my heart sopped you up,
like a big sponge.
I am no poet,
that is true.
But Obscure Indie Boy
I love you.
Miss Sonic Youth, Lunacy Booth
Anyone would think it's Valentines Day!
I HOPE IT'S OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM
