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February 13, 1995

SCARY 10 FOR HIPPY/GRUNGE/GOTH GIRLS

  1. Miss Selfridge
  2. Just 17
  3. Take That
  4. Knee high platform boots
  5. Thinking about Kurt's death
  6. Star Trek
  7. Sport
  8. Rave
  9. Boys who think we're stupid
  10. Barbies

p.s. Jim Morrison Lives!

The original "Grunge Girl", Herne Bay.

I know! Who do you think writes this?

No 11 - SOAP AND WATER

 

REPLY TO THE TWILIGHT CHILD

I see a flicker of black,
in the corner of my eye.
But I let the curtain fall back
and breathe a sad, sad sigh.

I wait for him but he doesn't come,
I feel so alone and lost.
My heart is so proud it goes numb.
I'll gladly give my soul if that's the cost.

To Shutty and Ricky - you could never be better than Anastasia and Lucille.

An unknown scribbler.

Looks like this could be war

WE AWAIT THE NEXT BATTLE

 

TEN WAYS TO SPOT A GEEK

  1. Stick their specs together with Sellotape
  2. Never leave the house without a plastic bag
  3. Go to supermarket with their mums
  4. Always make their beds
  5. Fave song is the Birdie Song.
  6. Sing in the school choir
  7. Wear cords and cardigans
  8. Buy penny sweets
  9. Read the Beano
  10. Grunt when laughing

Un-named Anorak Lover

Sounds familiar whoever you are

SELLOTAPE IS ALWAYS A LIFESAVER

 

TEN REASONS FOR LIKING BRADFORD

  1. Plenty of curry shops
  2. Terrorvision live here
  3. Bradford Northern RLFC
  4. National Museum of Photography, Film, and Television
  5. Two top concert venues
  6. Plenty of sheep
  7. Erm
  8. ....
  9. There is no nine
  10. Actually, it's a dump. But we love it!

Shutty and Ricky, Bradford

I like a good curry

SO IT CAN'T BE ALL BAD

 

ANGRY REPLY TO 'CURIOUS ALICE'

It is wrong that succesful, educated people should only be that way because their parents are rich/snobs.

Why should the bleating bourgeoisie be able to buy success at the expense of the proletariat?

Poor doesn't mean stupid, it means deprived. Privilege like yours should end.

Abraham Van Helsing, Buda-Pesth Uni

Move over Lenin,

THE REVOLUTION COMETH!!

 

'I SPY' IN PRISON

  1. W - Wall
  2. A - Anastasia
  3. L - Lucille/Lunatic (same thing)
  4. S - Sociopath (either of us)
  5. F - Floor
  6. C - Cockroach
  7. K - Key
  8. P - Pluto
  9. W - Wall

Anastasia Black and Lucille le Dark.
Top Security Wing

L - Last requests

E - ELECTRIC CHAIR

 

COLOUR REVIEW: PURPLE

Purple has to be the best colour. It is the colour of the smoke that you get when an experiment goes wrong in a chemistry lesson.

It is the colour of my school bag and the favourite jumper of our ex head-of-year.

Compared to other colours it is remarkable. I recommend the colour purple to everyone else.

Bashful Boy

It's the colour I go when I blush too

WHAT ARE YOU BASHFUL ABOUT?

 

ALBUM REVIEW: DOOKIE BY GREEN DAY

Although there are only 39 minutes on this album, it's 39 minutes of pure brilliance.

It has the perfectly melodic Pulling Teeth, Breakout and When I Come Around, and the punkish Longview, F.O.D and Welcome To The Paradise.

If you only buy one album this year, buy this one. You definitely won't regret it.

Ray Cokes, Chrisite Road

I guess you're a fan?

 

DEAR CRAZY OWL, HILLSBOROUGH

As a fellow Man United hater I thought you might find it interesting to know that, in Swedish "Ooh Aah" means - "Who is?"

So all the dozy Man U fans don't even know who Cantona is!

Ha, Ha, Ha!

Ilia, Swedish Wolf girl, Milineaux