The Mega-Zine Museum

February 12, 1995

ESSENTIAL INGREDIENTS FOR AUSSIE SOAP

1. Hunky teenage males with supermodel type girlfriends
2. Steamy teacher/student relationship
3. Mysterious places where every character goes, ie Darwin, Queensland, when the actor leaves to make a record/do panto
4. A teenage pregnancy, father of child dies - shocker storyline
5. Some bimbos, geeks and other clichés

White Socked Girl, Isle of Innocence

ODE TO LONG-HAIRED LOVE GODS

Long hair, long hair,
It's always there

Gets in your face,
As you concentrate,
On your music man,
As loud as you can,

Looking oh so sexy,
Oh so cool,
When you head-bang,
It makes me drool,

Don't ever cut it,
But if you do,
Send it to me,
to remind me of you.

Ginger's Baby, Manchester

Sounds a bit passé

I RECOMMEND A GALLAGHER CHOP

DEAR 'ZINE PEOPLE

What a lot of vampires there are on the 'Zine lately! Nothing to do with a certain film, oh no.

You probably mooch around your rooms all day, (which you aren't allowed to paint black) wearing your nice new black nail varnish, and with baby powder to hide your rosy complexions.

Ligeia, Is Amongst The Dusty Bluebells

You mean they're really goths!!

GOTHS AIN'T SCARY

TEN REASONS FOR LIVING

1. To bring misery to others
2. The 'Zine
3. To argue with religious preachers on the street
4. To frighten our school friends
5. Unprintable
6. Manic Street Preachers
7. To achieve international fame as intellectual playwrights
8. To be knighted
9. To lurk in dark places
10. Chocolate

Anastasia Black, Lucille le Dark

Knighted?

ISN'T THAT A BIT TOO ESTABLISHMENT?

AN ODE TO MY CAT

Softer than a teddy bear,
With eyes like big brown Smarties,
She's better than some chocolate cake,
Or a hundred late night parties.

She is my very bestest friend,
She's squidgey, soft, and warm.
One purr from her can make my day,
And calm my inward storm.

Posy Flump, Flumpland

A poetry classic!

A MESSAGE TO ALL

I am known as Kama, and if you don't know what that means, be grateful.

At present, I would appear to be a girl of 17, but looks can be deceiving.

I come from 2156 AD, and my mission is to destroy all vampires throughout history. If you're a vampire you'll be seeing me very soon.

Kama, Vampire Hunter D

Well wherever there are vampires

THERE'LL BE VAMPIRE SLAYERS

REGARDING CRAZY OWL

How I laughed reading yet another display of jealousy towards United's deserved success.

The best players, football, supporters and ground in the country and you just can't take it, can you?

Every time we win it's all the sweeter knowing the whole country wants us to lose. Ooh aah Eric Can-ton-a, ooh ahh..

Suspended French Philosopher
K-Stand M16

Nice of Eric to drop us a line

FROM ANTIGUA

QUESTIONS TO ASK OURSELVES

1. Is the moon made of green cheese?
2. Does anybody watch Bullpen, Key West and The High Life except for me?
3. Is Michael Jackson really La Toya?
4. Will people stop saying Man Utd are great?
5. Are Man Utd great?
6. Is WLW Lord Lucan?
7. Is Michael Schumacher a cheat?
8. What are questions?

Quick Mick

Lord Lucan?

DON'T BE DAFT!!!!

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