The Mega-Zine Museum
February 16, 1995
POPULAR 1995 TRENDS ON 'ZINE
- Love letters
- People writing in pairs
- Football extremists
- Manic Street Preachers lovers (good people)
- Even stranger pseudonyms
- People loving people (Indie Boy, please write)
- Literary gems being amended
- Top 10s
Kate Cobain, Far Beyond Chaos
Time for some changes methinks
CAN YOU CREATE A NEW TREND?!!
DEAR THE WORLD AND MEGA-ZINE
I have made a discovery that has been foxing many a soul I know for ages.
The first line to the chorus of the song "Loser" by Beck is not "... So, I'm a candy bar" or even, "So, close the door." It is "... So independable".
So there you go, life can revolve once more and sleepless nights are no more.
A Richard Oakes Appreciator, The Asphalt World
I'd been trying to work that one out!
TOP FIVE INSULTS
| 1 | Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries | Monty Python |
| 2 | I wouldn't touch you to scratch you | Catwoman |
| 3 | You are a wart on the face of society | Me |
| 4 | Frankly, I'd rather eat my own spleen than be seen talking to you | Me |
| 5 | You look just like Howard from TT | Me |
Miss Maverick
Not nice
WOULDN'T LIKE TO CROSS YOU!!!
ELVIS LIVES
When the rave and metal junk
Dies away with the grunge and rap
It will be a happy day
For then, good music will surely play
Lots of Abba, Beatles and Stones Cliff and Elvis shakin' their bones
Now, "Elvis is dead", I hear you say
Tho' I bet his pelvis still
Rattles away!
Norm Usdiq, Crawley
A golden oldie fan
SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL, NORM!
WHY, OH WHY, OH WHY, OH WHY
- Am I the only metalhead in my class?
- Is my bus full of old people?
- Do old people have in-depth conversations with people they've never met before?
- Do I get out of college just as my bus leaves?
- Is the only metal programme on British TV on at 3am?
- Does rave seem to rule the charts?
- Is rave classed as music?
The Apocalyptic Badger, The Set
Metal and bus problems
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!
ANASTASIA AND LUCILLE
Oh how long I have been away!
The two of you have carried on the family values of debauchery, sadism, and, of course, anarchy.
Currently, I am on the run from some Van Helsing chappie - with stakes.
Vlad IV The Impaler, Prince of Walachia, Scourge of Peasants, Slayer of Many, Not a Very Nice Guy, Vampire Extraordinaire, Transylvania.
Black and le Dark vampires?!!!
PLEASE NO, NO ONE WILL BE SAFE!
