The Mega-Zine Museum
February 15, 1995
REPLY TO BABE BOY JUNIOR
Your special "Why I'm a Babe" top ten,
Inspired me to go and get a pen,
And write a silly little verse.
But I couldn't, so I began to curse.
My feelings are cool, exciting and new,
Babe Boy, I think I've fallen for you.
A SugarSpun Sister, Up North Too
PS WLW - I love you too.
Can't say I blame you
THE EASTENDER CHART
- Real Wild Child / Bianca
- Borstal Breakout / Grant
- Teenage Lobotomy / Ricky
- Dog Eat Dog / Well 'ard
- Don't You Want Me? / Natalie
- Lonely Boy / Steve
- Pretend We're Dead / Den
- Should I Stay Or Should I Go? / Sharon
- Sharp Dressed Man / Nigel
- Killer / Nick Cotton
Nostalgic Nick, Rockaway Beach
Grandad, We Love You - Jeff
LONG HAIRED LOVER - ROLY AND DOT
DEAR 'ZINE
We have found a cure for smallpox, but not the common cold.
We get worked up over a few numbers on the telly every Saturday.
We get frustrated over a blue character on a Mega Drive.
What kind of a civilisation are we?
Earth-boy, the real word
An uncivilised one usually
CHEER UP, YOU MAY WIN A MILLION
FIVE THINGS I WANT TO DO WHEN I GROW UP
- Start a fizzy-cola lollipop appreciation society.
- Open Windsor Castle to the homeless.
- Be appreciated for being myself.
- Bulldoze 10 Downing Street and everyone in it.
- Buy all socks from the Sock Shop and give them to pigeons to sleep in.
Sleepless - Land of Fire
At least you're not in Seattle
PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO MEET MOST....
- Slick Chick
- Slender Babe
- Spurs with G Francis & A Sugar
- WLW
- Alan Partridge
- Elle Macpherson
- Therapy?
- Greenday
- My double
- Graham Kelly and tattoo THFC cupwinners 94/95 on his forehead.
Quick Mick
'Scuse me, why am I not numero uno?
I HAVE AN EGO TO NURTURE YOU KNOW
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
What is Neighbours supposed to be????
Danni gets a bass and suddenly everyone has instruments and knows how to play them. Minutes later they're chucking out a song in perfect time and singing!
The chance of their all managing to learn to play in a day is as likely as Shampoo coming up with a decent song in their lifetime. Don't think so.
Komotosed Kid, Sleeping Village
Or as likely as Julie ever shutting up
OR ME KNOWING WHY I EVER WATCH IT
DEAR 'ZINESTERS
Okay, so there I was, Tuesday morning, rushing to greet the postie, but (sob) no valentines were there!
I only hope that there's a male 'Zinester out there who loves me enough to send me a belated valentine via the 'Zine.
The Smart One
If all else fails - beg
WE LOVE YOU SMART ONE