The Mega-Zine Museum
January 2, 1995
10 CREAM OF THE CRUD
- Prince/Squiggle/Twit
- Rod Stewart - no you aren't sexy
- Phil Collins - but Seriously Boring
- Shampoo - crusty round the rim
- Meatloaf - stale and mouldy
- Pulp - posturing piffle
- Boyzone - Ugly, pouty, smiley
- Bon Jovi - bon voyage saddos
- Any frantic rave crew
- Luther Vandross - dross
Garden Gnome, Through the Astral plane
Swap Pulp for PJ and Duncan
JARVIS WHIPS THE PAIR OF THEM!
DEAR WLW
I've been thinking about all the arguments in the past about who is the ruler of the 'Zine.
Has nobody realised that you are?
Come on, we need to know more about our Queen!
Jason's Black Onyx Ring
I don't know if "Queen" does me justice
MORE LIKE "HIGH EMPRESS OF THE ZINE"
MY LOVE SONG
My dreams have died
My hopes are gone
Loneliness, I'm crying
Only for that boring reason
That nobody loves me
Sad but true
I refuse to admit I'm dying
The mistress of misery, 15
TOP TEN THINGS ON MY TELLY
- Mega-zine
- The photo of my boyfriend
- The pot pourri my mate Laura gave me
- A letter from Russ who I met on hols
- My favourite lipsticks
- A bus ticket into Bristol
- My locker key
- A ticket from when I saw Blake
- A Metallica tape
- About £1.28 in coppers
Moonchild
Good to see us at number one
HOW ABOUT A POT POURRI FOR US, LAURA
THINGS YOU DON'T SEE ANYMORE
- Vinyl
- Lava lamps
- Goths
- Stylophones
- Fashionable people
- Morris Minors
- Adam Ant fans
- Glitter
- Green light bulbs
Mary Sunshine Rain
Guess what I saw the other day...
A GLITTERY GOTH IN A MORRIS MINOR!
TOP TEN ULTIMATE BABES
- Michelle Pfeiffer
- Sharon Stone
- Whigfield
- Jodie Foster
- Cameron Diaz
- Liz Hurley
- Sheryl Crow
- Sophie Langham
- Baby D
- Pamela Anderson NOT!
The Cool Feminists, Sandown Ct School
1994 - MY YEAR IN REVIEW
Last year began pretty badly, with me breaking up with my girlfriend and me having a really bad time in April at school and with my mates.
Then in May I met Kimberley, went on holiday to Crete with a few of the lads and had a really cool summer.
The last couple of months haven't been too bad, but I'm optimistic that 1995 will be my year at last.
PMG, Holte End
Here's to a happy 1995 for all 'Ziners!
KEEP YOUR STUFF COMING IN