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January 1, 1995

10 WORST SONGS IN THE TOP 20

  1. Stay Another Day - East 17
  2. Power Rangers - Power Rangers
  3. Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex
  4. Come Home For Christmas - Bon Jovi
  5. All The Time In The World - Louis A
  6. Eternal Love - PJ and Duncan
  7. Take A Bow - Madonna
  8. Sweet Love - M Beat
  9. Dream - Cliff and some other bloke
  10. Another Day - Whigfield

The Bitter Lemon, Martini, Cocktail Bar

#7 is the best she's done for ages

#6 SHOULD BE #1 WITHOUT A DOUBT!

 

WAYS TO MAKE AN EXHIBITION OF YOURSELF

  1. Argue with preachers in the street
  2. Bop away next to buskers
  3. Turn into a superhero when shopping
  4. Have an argument in a phone booth
  5. Tell everyone in the cinema the plot
  6. Sing along in HMV music booths
  7. Attempt to ride your bike into a supermarket
  8. Buy one bath pearl in The Body Shop
  9. Wear your knickers on your head
  10. Tell strangers you were abducted by aliens

Anastasia Black and Lucille le Dark

Remind us to go shopping with you soon

HMMM... ON SECOND THOUGHTS

 

DEAR MEGA-ZINE

We are the WE-DON'TS! We are the WE-DON'TS! But what does it mean?

We don't particularly like Take That (or Bad Boys Inc or Worlds Apart or Let Loose or Erasure or EYC).

If you like the groups above, you're a KLOSS.
If you like a few of them, you are a SEMI-KLOSS.
If you don't like them YOU CAN BE A WE-DON'T TOO!

Antony and the other WE-DON'TS

Erasure should NOT be on that list!

THEY'RE A CLASS ABOVE EYC AND BBI!

 

DEAR MEGA-ZINE

While stockings are hung and cheery plans made,
Another child cries, alone and afraid,
We eat and drink until we could burst,
While another child dies of starvation and thirst,

So tell me what Christams means,
A time to give and for dreaming?
Or when we smile and laugh
our world is still screaming.

Honey Pie

 

1994 RUGBY UNION TEAM OF THE YEAR

  1. Ubogu
  2. Wood
  3. McKenzie
  4. Andrews
  5. Eales
  6. Rodber
  7. Wilson
  8. Brooke
  9. V-D Westhovizen
  10. Lynagh
  11. Williams
  12. Sella
  13. Guscott
  14. Campese
  15. Joubert

J Mc Laughlin

 

TOP TEN ALBUMS OF 1994

  1. My Life - Mary J Blige
  2. My Life - Mary J Blige
  3. My Life - Mary J Blige
  4. Diary of a Mad Band - Jodeci
  5. Blackstreet - Blackstreet
  6. Sex is Law - Father
  7. Janet - Janet Jackson
  8. ...The Mint Factory - Mint Condition
  9. Above The Rim - OST
  10. Straight to the Point - Crazy Legs

The Wise One

So wise, you put the same album 3 times

AND WHERE'S PARKLIFE? HELLO? HELLO?

 

ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM TO WIN EURO

  1. Flowers - Blackburn
  2. Cox - Middlesboro
  3. Le Saux - Blackburn
  4. Ehiogu - Aston Villa
  5. Ruddock - Liverpool
  6. Ince - Man Utd
  7. Le Tissier - Southampton
  8. Redknapp - Liverpool
  9. Shearer - Blackburn
  10. Sutton - Blackburn
  11. Collymore - Nottingham Forest

Little 15

Just hand over the trophy now!

AND NO ARSENAL PLAYERS EITHER!