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November 4, 1994

BUT FIRST, A POEM: "FREAK SHOW"

Suspended by my heart,
In a web of harsh connection,
Pierced through my mind,
A world's sole rejection.

An organ that's not wanted,
By a rock that does not care.
An insult to a species,
My soul scratched cold and bare.

Dolorous existences,
excruciating life,
Pity in the darkness,
there stares the sharpest knife.

Moriarty, East Cheam.

Is 3p all you can offer as a bribe?

WELL IT WORKED FOR US!

 

DEAR 'ZINE,

This is a reply to the girl on Oct 29 who liked Take That's new look.

I hate Take That and their songs anyway, but I thought their old look was better.

I don't know why they are so popular. They are RUBBISH.

Ace Of Base

Don't hold back in coming forward, Ace

 

A TAS TOUGHIE

Does anyone know what comes before "Like a Tasmanian Devil and his closest kin" in the Tasmania theme tune?

I feel it holds the key to the universe. Yes I am too old at 17, but Jenny Barber (sister) is 27 and reads Mr Men books.

Embarrassed Younger Sister,
Disgraceland.

Eh! What's so wrong about being 27?

 

TOP 10 PEARL JAM SONGS

  1. Black
  2. Rearviewmirror
  3. Go
  4. Release
  5. State Of Love And Trust
  6. Animal
  7. Alive
  8. Blood
  9. Leash
  10. Glorified G

BR, Pearl Jam Fan, County Durham

And there was us thinking you liked...

...STONE TEMPLE PILOTS? NAH!!

 

DARLING 'ZINE (OO-ER...)

I detest the way lasses support footy teams because so-callled good looking players are in them. It's not what the players look like but how they play.

I'm an avid Newcastle fan who's refdused to jump on the Man U bandwagon.

Ryan Giggs looks as if he's a bunny trapped in a three-wheeler's headlights everytime he has his photo taken.

Funky Sex Kitten, Durham.

That's just not fair to three-wheelers.

OR BUNNIES, COME TO THINK OF IT

 

ELVIS AND ME

There was a man called Elvis who was All Shook Up. He used to sing You Ain't Nothing But A Hound Dog to me.

Yesterday he bought some Blue Suede Shoes and wore them in the Heartbreak Hotel. Last night he told me he Can't Help Falling In Love With Me.

I said he was Always On My Mind. Then we went back to his house to Surrender and he said Let's Have A Party.

A Fool Such As I, Memphis

Fanguverymuch, young Memphisite