The Mega-Zine Museum
November 5, 1994
MUSICAL MATHS LESSON
- Gary Barlow+microphone
= tuneless moaning - Jimi Hendrix+guitar
= musical perfection - Spin Doctors-a record deal
= many people happy - The World-Wet Wet Wet
= a much better place
Queen Of Darkness, Guitar Heaven
What about division and multiplication?
AND ALGEBRA, FRACTIONS AND TRIG?
REPLY TO THE BEST BAND THEORY
Who won the Kerrang! Best Live Act Award?, have good looks as well as talent, write meaningful, metaphorical lyrics and great tunes, have sold over 40 million albums, including 18 million of ONE album (which recently entered the rock chart 8 years after release)?
Answer: Bon Jovi. Not bad for five guys from New Jersey.
Jon's Fender, Joviland
Do you ever stop for breaths, JF?
AND WHAT ABOUT FIVE GUYS NAMED MOE?
TOP 10 BANDS AND SINGERS
- Buju Banton
- Dr Dre
- Patra
- General Levy
- NWA
- R Kelly
- Ice Cube
- Ice T
- Snoop Doggy Dogg
- H-Town
Champion Butterfly Dancer In A Dancehall In Manchester
Kickin' selection, CBDIDIM matey
ODE TO DAMON ALBARN
Oh Damon, how I love you.
Your talents are immense.
Your music, to me, is heaven,
And your music makes perfect sense.
Oh Damon you are so perfect,
What more can I say?
Hurry up and dump Justine.
Preferably today!
Joanna, Hopelessly In Love, Magic America
You forgot a vital fact, Joanna
DAMON'S A CHELSEA FAN!
TOP 10 TAKE THAT SONGS
- Relight My Fire
- Ah...
- Erm...
- Errr...
- Um... The O-Zone theme?
- Sorry, that's about it.
Halford United's No. 1 fan, Chester
Call us picky, but maybe you've, er,
MISSED THE POINT OF A "TOP 10"
AHOY 'ZINE READERS
Let me be first to tell you about the best Irish pop band on their way to the UK. They're called Boyzone.
They are five lads: Steve, Ronan, Shane, Keith and Mikey. They're aged between 17-21 and they're gorgeous.
Their first single went straight into the Irish chart at No. 3 and their next single, Livin' It Up, is set to go further.
Boyzone's No.1 Fan, Dublin
Fair play to the lads, we say.
