The Mega-Zine Museum
October 25, 1994
ALBUM REVIEW: THE DREAM OF THE BLUE TURTLES by STING
I bought this second-hand thinking it was fairly new - so imagine my surprise when I looked at the inlay and it read 1984!
It simply hasn't dated - apart from the photo of Sting with hair!
Brilliant lyrics, blissful tunes and weep-worthy melodies.
And WLW don't say anything catty.
The Blonde Bombadier
Anything catty.
WEEP-WORTHY 'COS IT'S RUBBISH!
TOP TEN SONGS FOR THE SADDEST MAN ALIVE
| 1 | Mr Pitiful | Commitments |
| 2 | Creep | Radiohead |
| 3 | Sad But True | Metallica |
| 4 | Get In The Ring | Guns'n'Roses |
| 5 | I'm A Loser | Beatles |
| 6 | Stupid Kid | Sultans of Ping |
| 7 | Sad Old Red | Simply Red |
| 8 | Being Boring | Pet Shop Boys |
| 9 | Death on Two Legs | Queen |
| 10 | Spoilsports Personality of the Year | Carter USM |
The Squelchy One, Teesside
Describing yourself?
OR ARE YOU HAVING A GO AT ME???
RESPONSE TO THE RIGHTEOUS SISTER
So you think that the way we treat animals is appalling - then what about Rwanda?!?!?
Not enough is being done, too many people are being complacent - help the Red Cross stop the suffering.
But I suppose it could be worse - just imagine if people were more inclined to help out and care for suffering animals rather than fellow humans?
Sheela-na-gig, Dyfed
Or imagine if TT broke up!?!?!
OR SHEELS STOPPED WRITING IN!!!
SINGLE REVIEW: CONFIDE IN ME by KYLIE MINOGUE
After nearly two years in the wilderness, Kylie returns with a new single.
Written and produced by Brothers in Rhythm, it has a very different feel to the old Kylie with beautiful lyrics, a strong orchestra and a voice much improved.
An excellent song which'll win her fans.
King of the Madonna Haters
And send the 'Zine mad
MAYBE SHE IS A BIT OF A BERK...
AN INTRODUCTION TO THE POET
To me, this is the chance to give
Poetic nonsense views of mine
The stress of life through teenage years
With parents' voice, unconquered fears
Stop... I ponder...
I look outside, the rain still pours
Downstairs, washing up looms
So in my room I close my eyes
The world ignores me but I know
I think therefore I am
The Poet (female)
Pretentious? MOI??
WE LOVE YOUR POETRY. REALLY.
REPLY TO BREATHLESS
HOW DARE YOU call all TT fans "moronic pre-pubescent idiots"? We are individuals and certainly don't deserve the anger we get.
ALL who booed off Lulu ARE pathetic for their jealous, childish ways. But we are NOT all as mindless as that.
Those people can't be real fans to act that way. So - those people should GROW UP NOW - but don't blame us all.
Jason's Black Onyx Ring
YEAH - not ALL TT fans are morons.
ALTHOUGH...
