The Mega-Zine Museum
October 24, 1994
REPLY TO GARBAGE MAN
Your name says a lot about what you're full of, doesn't it?!
You need to listen to several different bands to get a wide range of music.
But Guns 'n' Roses DO a wide range of music from the softness of patience to the power of some louder, heavier tracks.
Female Rocker, Paradise City
Yeah - a wide range of garbage...
BUT WAIT - ROCK CHICKS RULE!!!
DEAR 'ZINE
So, Kelloggs Frosties have sponsored The Gladiators...
Do they think people get fit and healthy from eating sugary, teeth-rotting cereals?
Won't help those shiny white teeth, eh Ulrika?
Big money could make a cigarette company sponsor a hospital.
The Two-Faced Iron Lady
Has this only just dawned on you?
YOU MEAN MONEY'S THE MOTIVATION?
DEAR 'ZINE
Yes, the Prince flag does need flying. Everyone should stop arguing about "their" music and just check out Mr Electric himself - the nameless one.
He can offer something for everyone - just observe the cultured classic album Sign O' The Times 2 the funk masterpiece Lovesexy.
In fact, listen to any of his 18 albums and be amazed, someone with real talent.
The Yellow Cloud, Paisley Park
We reckon he's lost it!
WHY DOES TALENT SEEM TO WANE?
TOP TEN BEST DRESSED POP STARS
| 1 | William Reid | Jesus and Mary Chain |
| 2 | Jim Reid | Jesus and Mary Chain |
| 3 | Lux Interior | The Cramps |
| 4 | Nick Cave | And The Bad Seeds |
| 5 | Hope Sandoval | Mazzy Star |
| 6 | Bobby Gillespie | Primal Scream |
| 7 | Norman Blake | Teenage Fanclub |
| 8 | Jason Pierce | Spiritualized |
| 9 | Dan Wareham | Luna |
| 10 | Kevin Shields | My Bloody Valentine |
The Stock Car International Club
Right. So?
SO THEY LOOK FABBO, THAT'S IMPORTANT
GREEN HAIR DYE REVIEW
Best attempted when your parents are on holiday. Get your girlfriend to apply the dye, so it's her who has to wash her hands for the next five days!
The best part about having green hair is to go out and count the number of sad ravers/teenyboppers with no sense of individuality who question your sexuality/parentage!
Niall O'Flaherty's Lost Jumper
Wow. What a laugh you must be...
WHAT AN INDIVIDUAL, EH?
TOP TEN TRACKS OF THE LAST FEW MONTHS
| 1 | Word Up | Gun |
| 2 | Black Hole Sun | Soundgarden |
| 3 | Fantastic Voyage | Coolio |
| 4 | Go On Move | Reel 2 Real |
| 5 | On Point | House of Pain |
| 6 | Shine | Aswad |
| 7 | Loser | Beck |
| 8 | Regulate | Warren G/Nate Dogg |
| 9 | Summer in the City | Joe Cocker |
| 10 | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana |
Dr. Nik, South Central Manchester
S'pose #10 HAS to be in any Top 10!
