The Mega-Zine Museum
October 30, 1994
REPLY TO THAT IDIOT PAUL GODDARD
How dare you describe Siouxsie as "wailing"?
Siouxsie is not only a great singer, she's also a great person.
How many of today's bands will be here in 18 years' time?
She's a proven artist. I suggest an early retirement.
Siouxsie's No1 Fan
Paul likes her too - even if she wails!
SO GET OFF PAULY'S CASE!
ODE TO DAMON HILL
Damon Hill
You've got such skill
In driving, racing and more
You drive your car with flair and style
And beat the opposition by a mile.
Michael Schumacher is nowhere near
Just the roar of your engine makes him tremble with fear
Oh Damon, Damon, you're such a tonic
Racing round the track like Sonic!
Damon Hill's Helmet
Wow. A racing fan. Yawn.
KARAMBA! WE LOVE RACING TOO. BIGLY!!
DEAR 'ZINE
I'm complaining about people who work at the Jobcentre who treat young people really badly.
They talk down to us, assuming we must be lazy and thick. They wouldn't dare talk to middle-aged people this way.
They threaten to stop our benefits if we can't prove we've been looking for work. How can we when there aren't any jobs?
Far Beyond Driven, Lancs.
The eternal vicious circle.
GOT A SIMILAR COMPLAINT? WRITE NOW!
REPLY TO JASON'S BLACK ONYX RING
I will define a teenybopper. Someone with no taste in music who only likes a band for their looks.
You are, therefore, a teenybopper. I mean, how come everytime TT bring out a song, they all sound the same, eh? 'Cos they haven't got two brain cells to rub together, that's why!
And so what if E17 are all getting married - at least someone wants to marry them!
Tony's Earlobe
YEAH! Where are TT's girlfriends?
BUT AT LEAST THEY'RE MORE AVAILABLE!
ODE TO MY DREADS
Now I am growing dreadlocks
I don't see why I can't
I know I cannot wash 'em
And I know that they're not clean
I'm only doin' my own thing.
My mother thinks they're ugly
She doesn't want 'em seen
My teachers really hate 'em
They reckon they're obscene
My classmates just mock and jeer
What a load of conformists - oh dear!
The Auslander, Satellite Ecstatica
But millions of people have dreads!
YOU RELY ON YOUR HAIR TO BE UNIQUE?
OUR TOP TEN TERRY PRATCHETT BOOKS
- Moving Pictures
- Small Gods
- The Colour Of Magic
- The Light Fantastic
- Sorcery
- Good Omens
- Lords And Ladies
- Mort
- Reaper Man
- Guards Guards
The Two Teethgrinders, London
You two are really "UP" people!
