The Mega-Zine Museum
October 15, 1994
TOP TEN AWFUL PEOPLE/BANDS
- Level 42
- Keith Chegwin
- Take That
- East 17
- Meatloaf
- M. Jackson
- Steve Wright and his "posse"
- Paul Daniels
- Jonathan Ross
- Huffty (ex-The Word)
Nige, He Who Doth Hatith
What about Danny Baker?
THERE ARE TOO MANY TO MENTION!!
KYLIE V MADONNA (A LOT MORE INTERESTING THAN RAVE V ROCK)
Will Kylie ever have 34 consecutive Top 10 hits?
Will Kylie ever match or better Blonde Ambition?
Will Kylie ever be popular in America?
Will Kylie ever win 6 Worst Smash Hits Awards in one year?
Will Kylie ever win an Oscar (Sooner or Later - Best Original Song)??
NO! NO! NO!
Now who rules, OS?
Dear Jesse, Secret Garden
She's got better eyebrows!
AND THEY'RE WHAT REALLY COUNTS!
TOP TEN DJs
- DJ SY / Sctatchmaster
- DJ Destruction / Plymouth's Own
- DJ Apache / Plymouth's Number One
- Ellis Dee / Hardcore Master
- Stewart / Cutback Records
- Easy Groove / Quickening
- DJ Ratty / Bad Boy
- Jumpin' Jack Frost / Hardcore
- SwankE / Hardcore
- Ramos / Anthem Silkcrow
The Southwest Hardcore Crew
Great.
HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THE CREW - 4???
REPLY TO SHAWN COLVIN'S TONSILS
You pathetic excuse for a human organ.
Blur don't claim to be an indie band - the baggy 80s image is one they're trying to escape.
Instead, they are Britpop at its best. You're the one who calls their songs "pop anthems" (along with some insulting adjectives). Why contradict yourself and call them indie as well?
I hope you get tonsilitis.
Sally Cinnamon
They just want to be The Kinks.
OR EVEN THE JAM
TOP TEN METALLICA SONGS
- Welcome Home/Sanitarium
- One
- For Whom The Bell Tolls
- Enter Sandman
- Blackened
- Whetever I May Roam
- Harvester of Sorrow
- Master of Puppets
- Seek and Destroy
- Orion
The Thing That Should Not Be
To thing or not to thing?
WHO LOVES TAKE THAT'S NEW IMAGE?
