The Mega-Zine Museum
October 14, 1994
UNTITLED
I'm just so ticked off 'cos I always write in to magazines and Teletext competitions and no one ever listens to me!
Never mind!
The Next Steve Davis (interesting, eh?)
So? Try SAYING something!!!
DEAR ADORABLE WOLVES FAN
I agree with you that female football fans are usually regarded as bimbos. I am not.
However, I do have one problem. I support Man Utd, BUT I have done for ages and I don't support them "because of Ryan Giggs".
Apart from being a very talented player, he is a skinny wimp, I couldn't bring myself to fancy him if my life depended on it. And I watch Grimsby Town - try telling me THEY'RE sexy!!
A REAL MUFC Fan
Male fans are often regarded as thugs!
NO ONE CAN WIN IN THE TWO HALVES!!
TOP TEN MOST ATTRACTIVE EYES
- Ilie Dimitrescu
- Andy Garcia
- Jean Alesi
- Tony Underwood
- Jamie Redknapp
- Bloke on the Murphy's ads
- Brandon Lee
- Damon Hill
- Dean Cain
- Marti Pellow
Sports Fan, Birmingham
What about Andrei K???
AND BETH FROM NEIGHBOURS - EYES AHOY
SOME MORE MISHEARD LYRICS
Get your rock salt, get your rock salt
Should be:
Get your rocks off, get your rocks off
Primal Scream
Pretty little thing let me like your chemicals
Should be:
Pretty little thing let me light your candle 'cos...
Black Crowes
Lanashe Gige, Swansea
DOY-URGH! Thanks for your help.
AS IF WE EVER MISHEAR LYRICS...!!!
REPLY TO THE MAN WITH THE LOGIC
DOUBLE STANDARDS?!?!? NO? - I hate wearing make-up, shaving my legs and having to spend hours deciding what to wear for a trip to the corner shop, but the only thing I'm obsessed with is an easy life.
People go on about sensitive guys - but what about sensitive girls who'll never be supermodels but have to go all out just to avoid being heckled on the street?
You've disillusioned me, Matey.
Recently Disillusioned Sensitive Girl
Well I don't spend hours - RELAX!
REPLY TO MARK OWEN'S EYEBROW RING
Being a hip chickster, I don't normally bother with little matters like the TT v E17 debate, but...
Please go and buy yourself a life, you sad horse. How can you like one who looks like a mop, one with a shaved head who looks like my bunny's botty - both working with three mouldy Brussels.
And my doorbell sounds better than them!
Taffy 'T' Dragon
Not that their looks matter...!!!
