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October 16, 1994

TOP TEN MOST USED LINES IN EASTENDERS

  1. "What d'yer mean by that?"
  2. "It's doin' my 'ead in!"
  3. "I'm goin' out!"
  4. "What's up wiv 'im/'er?"
  5. "RICKEEEEEEEE!!!"
  6. "Leave it out!"
  7. "Keep an eye on the stall"
  8. "No, really, I'm fine."
  9. "U luv yer Kaff"
  10. "God, these scripts are dreadful."

Raquel's Dimple, Rovers Return

Pete: "Arwite tweacle?"

WHAT A TOP SHOW IT IS, TOO!!

 

REPLY TO DOG WO(MAN) STAR

How dare you criticise Roxette by labelling them a poxy little Swedish band?!?

Hardly little with five successful albums released and a huge following worldwide. Per is a musical genius with his original style of lyrics and Marie has a fabulous voice and they're still going strong after seven years!

As for that overrated amateur band Suede, they don't deserve any credibility.

Billy Corgan's Wife, Luna

Poxy little English band!

 

TOP TEN BEST BANDS ON THE PLANET

  1. Bucks Fizz
  2. Four Non Blondes
  3. Fem 2 Fem
  4. Sister George
  5. Hole
  6. Nirvana
  7. Linus
  8. Heavenly
  9. Huggy Bear
  10. Bandit Queen

Immortal Queen of Free Love

Immortal Queen of dubious taste!!

 

REPLY TO SUNSET/PEACH ZELDA AND SLENDER BABE/SLICK CHICK

OK! I'm a lad who goes to a lot of parties to regularly chat up girls/chicks/babes. I find these are better than the really acne-ridden girls who find the liberty to chat up guys.

Slender and Slick sound like really cool girls and know what they're talking about. Sunset and Zelda haven't got a brain between them. I challenge Sunset and Melba to come up with a good chat up line to get me going.

Cool Kid

You sound a bit up yourself!

WILL YOU RISE TO THE BAIT GIRLS??

 

TOP TEN SINGLES OF 94

  1. Seether / Veruca Salt
  2. Your Ma/Plank/Open / Salad
  3. Birdman / Ride
  4. I Can't Imagine The World Without Me / Echobelly
  5. On A Leash EP / Salad
  6. Girls and Boys / Blur
  7. Revol / Manic Street Preachers
  8. Line Up / Elastica
  9. Caffeine Bomb / The Wildhearts
  10. Delicious / Sleeper

Obscure Indie Boy

No Headless Chickens in there?

HOW'S YOUR FATHER, INDIE BOY?

 

GIG REVIEW: BLUR AND PULP at ASTON VILLA LEISURE CENTRE

 

 

Speechless, Daventry

Unspeakably bad? Good? WHAT?!?!?