The Mega-Zine Museum
October 9, 1994
DEAR 'ZINE,
Mr Fireman sounds just like any other boy. They treat their girlfriends as if butter wouldn't melt in their mouth, Oh so polite!! Just to impress.
But when they were young boys... they used to bully others into doing their homework for them, pull legs off dragonflies and pump up or run over poor frogs. Yukk!
Who needs boys. Puppy dogs' tails etc!
Ice Maiden
And you just played with dolls?!?
YOUNG KIDS ARE AS BAD AS EACH OTHER!
TOP TEN FOOTBALLERS
- Graeme Le Saux / Blackburn
- Ally McCoist / Rangers
- Andrei Kanchelskis / Man Utd
- Rob Lee / Newcastle
- Gary Lineker / Nowhere!
- Jamie Redknapp / Liverpool
- Gary Speed / Leeds
- Eion Jers / Aberdeen
- Scott Minto / Chelsea
- Trevor Sinclair / QPR
The Flying Klinsmann, Whitehart Lane
Excellent! No Giggsy!!
KNOW ANY GOOD FEMALE PLAYERS??
SINGLE REVIEW: ALWAYS by BON JOVI
From the orchestral beginnings to the last pain filled chord, this song remains throughout one of Bon Jovi's finest moments.
This song is, quite simply, beautiful. The words, the music and the singer all merge together to form the most emotional collage of feelings currently around.
Buy it now - find out what real music should be!
Jon Bon Jovi's Press Agent
But it's so twee and sickly sweet!!
SORRY - BUT BON JOVI ARE WALLIES.
REPLY TO PRINCE D
I agree with Prince D, somewhere in space and time. I'm a cool hangin' chick of the 90s and believe totally in equality.
Things have changed since the 1890s. Women no longer wear dainty shoes to walk across puddles etc!
The 90s lads and lasses should stick together - we are the youth of today and should help each other out!
Jif, Spirerittes
Coats over puddles is sexist!
WOMEN CAN OPEN THEIR OWN DOORS!!!
TEN BANDS WHO'VE LOST IT
- Suede
- James
- Carter USM
- Ned's Atomic Dustbin
- Pop Will Eat Itself
- The Farm
- Rage Against The Machine
- Pearl Jam
- The Levellers
- Inspiral Carpets
The Magic Weasel, Nottingham
Absolutely!
AND DON'T FORGET HAGGARD BON JOVI!
REPLY TO PRINCE D
TAKE ME NOW, OR LOSE ME FOREVER!!!
He's a REAL man - forget the 90s man!
The type of guy who drives a Harley... who you could ride off into the night with...
Any time, Princey. As long as you have the Harley - no room for moped drivers who work at McDonald's in my life!
The New Internationalist
SO SAD.
