The Mega-Zine Museum
October 4, 1994
TRACKS FROM KYLIE'S NEW ALBUM IN ORDER OF GREATNESS
- Confide In Me
- Where I The Feeling
- Automatic Love
- Dangerous Game
- Time Will Pass You By
- If I Was Your Lover
- Where Has The Love Gone
- Falling
- Surrender
- Put Yourself In My Place
Mr Lucky, Lucky, Lucky, N London
YAY! So someone agrees!!!
DON'T SEE ANY MADDIE TOP TENS LATELY
SINGLE REVIEW: ALWAYS by BON JOVI
This is probably one of the best songs I've heard this year. It has great music and lyrics and it has rhythm and attitude. What more could you ask for?
And if you have more than one particle in your head, you'll buy this.
Letters of sympathy for Paul Goddard should be addressed to P (for particle brain) Goddard!
The Expressionist Girl
But... but... Bon Jovi suck!
WE HATE BLAND STADIUM ROCK... BLURGH!
DEAR 'ZINE,
No arguments about the best band in the world, PLEASE!
We all know that Bad Boys Inc are number one in that category and that only 2 Unlimited could mount a serious threat to them.
BBI do not copy TT, they aren't sad and they don't look like girls. BBI have a decent image.
All you Thatters, become a baddie and GET A LIFE!
Ally Begg's Wife
Is this some kind of joke?
'COS WE'RE NOT LAUGHING! WE LOVE BBI
DEAR MR GODDARD
You've blown it this time, Goddard! By casually dismissing the new St Etienne single on the basis of its "light and frothy" A-side, you've lost the plot completely.
Tell me, did you listen to the three excellent B-sides - particularly the dreamy American Records?
For a proper musical education, may I suggest you spend a few weeks getting re-acquainted with Tiger Bay?
Chin up.
The Roundhead General
Paul: "Who cares about B-sides?!?"
HE ALWAYS HAS THE LAST WORD!!!
UNTITLED
I wrote to the 'Zine feeling angry and hurt
'Cos most guys I know just treat girls like dirt
But now I've heard from blokes like SS and PP
They're so cool - take a leaf from their tree!
They're caring, unjudgeful, sensitive men
I just wish more boys round here would be like them!
Not So Disillusioned Rainbow
Ohhhh, nice one, lads!
SO, PULLED THE WOOL OVER HER EYES!
TOP TEN CULT CARTOON/COMIC CHARACTERS
| 1 | Captain Haddock | Tintin |
| 2 | Bluto | Popeye |
| 3 | The Mole | Dick Tracy |
| 4 | The Thompsons | Tintin |
| 5 | Shaggy | Scooby Doo |
| 6 | Charlie Brown | Peanuts |
| 7 | Roger Mellie | Viz |
| 8 | General Alcazar | Tintin |
| 9 | Biffa Bacon | Viz |
| 10 | The Parkie | Viz |
Johnny Badlands, Eastbourne
Do so love ol' Viz!
