The Mega-Zine Museum
October 10, 1994
DEAR 'ZINE,
Enough of this sensitive blokes rubbish - let's get straight to the point.
Men are purely something to do when us girls are bored!
So come on, don't let those creatures live under false pretences any longer.
Remember - they are OUR toys!!!
Endless Nameless, Dimension 7
Lovely.
WE GO FROM ONE EXTREME TO ANOTHER!!!
NOTE TO NON-TT FANS
Why on earth are non-TT fans obsessed with Take That?
I'm 18 and not a TT fan, but I like some of their songs and do not spend my life slagging them off!
For Heaven's sake, will those TT haters grow up and stop plastering the 'Zine pages with their inane comments. After all, one man's meat is another man's poison.
EYC & Eternal Fan, Lancs
Riiiiiight!
THE LOGIC IS ABSOLUTELY BLINDING!!!
GIRLS
You do something to me that is not fully explicable. The respect and adoration I hold for you is immeasurable.
You are truly among the planet's most wonderful creations. To see you being used and left like a discarded old toy fills me with a sense of sadness and injustice.
Chauvinistic fools mess up your life with lies and deceit... while I wait here for someone.
The French Philosopher, M16
You sound like a Rod Stewart song!
AND IF YOU BELIEVE THAT, GIRLS...!!!
TOP TEN TV PROGS I CAN REMEMBER
- The Clangers
- Magic Roundabout
- The Herbs
- Hector's House
- Mary, Mungo and Midge
- Hartley Hare
- Bill and Ben (Flower Pot Men)
- Larry the Lamb
- Trumpton
- Andy Pandy
Louby Lou, Somewhere on the Moon
Fun childhood, was it?
SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT HECTOR'S HOUSE
DEAR HATE RAVE DAVE
What a wondrous being you are!
Such taste! Such splendour!
Let's go to a Take That party and wallow in the bliss of "Happiness In Slavery" or "Teethgrinder"!
It'd certainly terrify the teenyboppers! Oh! How I love you!
Trent's Painkiller, North of Heaven
Anti-social beings! Love it!
LOVE'S IN BLOOM ON THE 'ZINE!
DEAR PEOPLE OF THE 'ZINE
Doesn't anybody want to join me in my fight against all these dumb idiots claimin' to be King or Queen of the 'Zine?!?!
Does nobody out there care about their rights? RULERS = RULES! Or (as Jim Morrison once said), you're all a bunch of slaves!
Join the Republic of the 'Zine. Help me rebel against so-called kings and queens!
The Happy Hippy, Grunge Land
Jim Morrison - still alive, you know.
BE LIKE JIM - A REAL GURU!!!
