The Mega-Zine Museum

July 31, 1994

DEAR 'ZINE,

I'd just like to say that ravers are just amazingly sad people. The only good thing about rave is if you listen to it with the sound down blasting rock/metal over the top.

I find rave about as enjoyable as listening to the Sonic theme tune for about an hour - or is that the same thing???!

Jo, Terrorvision Lover

I agree. They are the SADDEST.

LET'S HAVE A NEW ARGUMENT!

REPLY TO THE FRENCH PHILOSOPHER

I agree that the terrorisation of a pensioner should have resulted in more punishment for the boy.

However, the policeman who hit him had no right. It is firmly laid down in the rules of police work that he/she shall not strike anybody, no matter what.

The policeman felt he could do nothing else, but there is no place for physical abuse from the law.

Hell's Bells, Split Ends

Absolutely.

WHAT DOES EVERYONE ELSE THINK?

THE TOP TEN MADONNAS

1. Madonna the singer
2. Madonna the live performer
3. Madonna the actress
4. Madonna the author
5. Madonna the producer
6. Madonna the chat show guest
7. Madonna the lesbian
8. Madonna the pin-up
9. Madonna the dancer
10. Madonna the role model

Jesse, Secret Garden

Producer of what? Garbage???

QUITE FRANKLY, SHE'S A HAS-BEEN.

REPLY TO RAVE FAN, LEEDS

I would just like to state to you that the chart you are on about is singles charts.

Singles are only bought by stupid rave fans who wouldn't buy an album because the music's so repetitive that to even the greatest fan it gets BORING.

Rock fans buy albums for a selection of decent songs, professionally made by talented people who can PLAY music.

Jon Bon Jovi's Left Earring

So, is rock not dead?

AS LONG AS WE LISTEN, IT'S ALIVE!

HOLE'S KRISTAN PFAFF: IN MEMORIAM

I knew little about her but
She played guitar like a goddess
Her voice will echo through the
Minds of all those forgotten.

Things do not cease
To be beautiful
Just because the lights are turned out

Water Baby, Spiritual City

We all appreciate your sensitivity.

WHERE ARE ALL THE SCATHING LETTERS?!

TOP TEN IRRITATING SOAP CHARACTERS

Loopi Linzi, Coolsville

Bianca's the best!

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