The Mega-Zine Museum
August 2, 1994
SIX REASONS WHY I NEVER GET MY STUFF SHOWN ON THE 'ZINE
- I talk about serious issues, not trivial ones
- I hate Take That
- God doesn't like me
- The person who writes under the white line doesn't like me
- I'm not funny
- I'm not original
Distressed Boy Who Knows That Even This Won't Be Screened, Sidcup
Sheer paranoia!
WE LOVE YOU ALL. HONESTLY! ER...
DEAR 'ZINE,
From reading over the past few weeks, only a couple of grunge followers have spoken up and stressed that the 'Zine should be a grunge scene.
All grunge folk get writing and show the wimps that grunge is best. Obviously the number of tributes to Kurt Cobain prove that grunge rules.
And now the 'Zine has found its queen!
Queen Snow Boarder, Surfing in the Sky
Yeah, yeah. Who cares?
BUT WE'RE A FORUM FOR ALL MUSIC FANS
ALBUM REVIEW: REAL THINGS by 2 UNLIMITED
It seems quite obvious that Mr Goddard (p444) has no taste and is biased against dance music - Real Things is by far the best album ever by the best group ever.
2 Unlimited produce lively, cheerful music - and this album is their best example of it. Who cares if it's all electronic? Only sad, morbid people want true-life story lyrics.
Anita Del's Lover
Faces, faces - that's true life!
PAUL LOVES ALL YOUR ABUSE - SO DO WE
TOP TEN REASONS FOR LIVING
- Mega-Zine (of course)
- Kissing
- Gabriella Sabatini
- Laughing at ravers
- Parties
- AC/DC
- Kerrang!
- Donington festival
- Reeves and Mortimer
- Curries
Angus Young, Odsal Stadium, Bradford
What about love?
AND DON'T FORGET PAUL'S TOP REVIEWS!
DEAR 'ZINE,
I wasn't really surprised that George Michael lost his High Court battle against Sony.
George's speech about him being a "personal slave" was how he felt at Sony and not about anything else.
He said he wasn't going to sing anymore. I hope he does, because he has got a good voice and he writes good songs.
The Godfather
What else could he be a slave to??!!
CRIKEY! OUR FIRST GEORGE LETTER!
TOP TEN BANDS AT GLASTONBURY '94
- Spin Doctors
- Blur
- Bjork
- The Lemonheads
- Manic Street Preachers
- Oasis
- Chumbawumba
- Inspiral Carpets
- Pulp
- James
Blower, The Purple Flip-Flops
Only 17 and you've been to seven. WOW.
