The Mega-Zine Museum
May 2, 1994
REPLY TO HIGHBURY'S QUEEN GUNNER AND RYAN'S SEXY QUEEN - MODEST OR WHAT?
Well, what have we here? Two typical girlies only interested in footballers' looks.
Well, football actually happens to play a major part in peoples' lives and it's small-minded people like you who let down our sex.
So try watching more than the credits on Match of The Day.
A Premier League Trophy (Female)
Maybe you're letting it down...
IF WE ALL ADMIT IT, WE'RE LOOKSIST!
TOP TEN BANDS
- Pearl Jam
- REM
- Counting Crows
- Alice In Chains
- Crowded House
- Nirvana
- Def Leppard
- Smashing Pumpkins
- Lemonheads
- Soundgarden
Kurt Vedder, West of the Fields
Counting Crows? Van Morrison!
NEVER ONE TO CRITICISE OR MAKE FUN...
DEAR 'ZINE,
Congrats to Billy Corgan's Wife on her album review of Roxette's Crash! Boom! Bang!
And in response to anyone who, like Radio 1, thinks that Marie Fredriksson is trying to be like Annie Lennox, GET A LIFE!
Just because Marie cut per hair, doesn't mean anything and as REAL fans know, she always wears tight clothes.
LCFC's Most Loyal Fan
OK, OK! So people DO like them!
WHOEVER, WHATEVER YOU LIKE, WE LIKE!
TOP TEN ANIMAL SONGS
- The Chicken Song / Spitting Image
- Animal / Pearl Jam
- Hair of the Dog / Guns 'n'Roses
- Three Little Pigs / Green Jelly
- Rooster / Alice In Chains
- Rats in the Cellar / Aerosmith
- Very Ape / Nirvana
- Sugar Mice / Marillion
- Butterfly on a Wheel / The Mission
- Ruby Horse / The Wonderstuff
Le Woppin' Idiot, Red Berry Joy Town
So many idiots, so little space!
DEAR 'ZINE,
My son Norman often writes to you calling himself the Fresh Prince.
Last Saturday he had his anorak stolen while he was train-spotting and was caught in a downpour while cycling home.
I put him to bed with a mug of hot cocoa, but the poor lamb had such a chill, he had to miss his Boys Brigade Meeting. But he's much better now and will be writing again soon.
Norman's Mum, Luton
Now DON'T BE CRUEL
WHERE ARE YOU FRESHIE? WE LOVE YOU!!
