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May 3, 1994

TOP TEN BON JOVI SONGS

  1. I'll Be There For You
  2. Blame It On The Love Of Rock + Roll
  3. Keep The Faith
  4. Stick To Your Guns
  5. Tokyo Road
  6. Livin' On A Prayer (Unplugged)
  7. Fear
  8. Bad Medicine
  9. In These Arms
  10. I'd Die For You

Hakk The Finn

Crikey.

EVEN IF THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME!

 

TOP FIVE THINGS TO DO WITH A POLO

  1. Have a sucking competition
  2. See if you can bite all round the outside without breaking it
  3. Repeat #2 but with a new spearmint Polo (NB it's easier and they are harder)
  4. Wonder what happened to Lemon Polos
  5. Eat it Did you know Polo is an anagram of PLOO

Two Cambridge Rejects, Land of the Sad

Yes.

WE LOVE REJECTS! SAD, BUT TRUE!

 

DEAR 'ZINE,

Well said, Funky Diva. OK, so TT aren't better than grunge (the way I see it), but there's nothing I hate more than the private school types she described.

Well, that's not true - I despise broccoli. REAL rebels aren't the same as sheep. They Think for themselves. I'm not saying I AM one, it's just that I hate those who pretend to be.

And please, drop the pseudonyms.

J Marian Bober

First letter EVER agreeing with F Diva!

THIS SHOULD SPARK MORE CONTROVERSY!

 

ALBUM REVIEW: COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION by MEGADETH

What a classic! It's worth buying this album just for the front cover.

Listen to it three times and you'll buy the last three albums without a doubt.

It really is the symphony of destruction. Buy it and you'll be sweating bullets headbanging to it. Metallers have never had it so good.

Dr Joel Fleischman, Cicely Alaska

What are you? Their PR man?

DON'T YOU LOVE THE MIX ON THE 'ZINE?

 

ODE TO POEM BOY

You are my sunshine, you give me hope
While you write poems, I'll never mope

Your witty rhymes take away my strife
Now just one little thing - GET A LIFE!

You sad loser! Only losers write poetry.
Big men like me have mates and pull birds.

Kool Bob B, Neptune

Hope this is all one big joke!

WE LOVE YOU, PB - COME BACK TO US!

 

REPLY TO PERSON SAYING GARY BARLOW CAN'T DANCE

Don't worry, I'm not going to say he can dance. But the point is he doesn't claim to be a good dancer. What he is is an excellent songwriter.

Howard and Jason do the dancing. It sounded to me like you were the one trying to be funny not TT.

But as it goes, they do put a touch of comedy into their shows. They sing, dance, make you laugh AND look sexy!

Robbie's Babe, Bristol

Good point. If you like that in a band!

AND WHO DOESN'T? WHAT ELSE IS THERE?