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May 1, 1994

ALBUM REVIEW: HIS 'n' HERS by PULP

You'd have to be a complete wally not to like this record. Babies and Lipgloss are pure pop and as for the lyrics, just listen to Acrylic Afternoons!!!

What's more, anyone who gives Sheffield an identity and a sense of humour gets a pat on the back from me.

Sian, Sex City

And campness!

 

DEAR 'ZINE,

I saw Beethoven's Second recently and I was horrified to see one of the Spanish "Living Carousels" being used at a fair when so many big horse societies have been trying to get rid of them!

They use real horses inserted into metal harnesses which squeeze their faces if they walk too slowly and gauge out their eyes if they jerk their heads. Horses walk up to 10 hours without a break. Support my cause.

A Lover of All Horses

You're right. Disgraceful.

 

TOP TEN CELL BLOCK H CHARACTERS

  1. Pixie Mason
  2. Meg Morris
  3. Judy Bryant
  4. Reb Keane
  5. Miss (The Freak) Ferguson
  6. Mrs Barry
  7. Ann Reynolds
  8. Erica Davidson
  9. Cass
  10. Bobbie Mitchell

Alternative Andy

Gor - people still watch that?

 

ALBUM REVIEW: RELENTLESS by THE PET SHOP BOYS

This extra dance CD included with the limited edition of Very should be available to everybody, then everyone will know what geniuses they are.

Six tracks of ecstatic techno drill into your brain and send your head into outer space. This album beats anything a rave or techno group could do.

Check out KDX 125!

Hayley, One In A Million

Techno, techno, techno - blurgh

WE RESPECT ALL DIFFERENT TASTES!

 

DEAR 'ZINE,

  • B abe
  • R aw
  • Y ummy
  • A wesome
  • N atural
  • A dorable
  • D esirable
  • A ddictive
  • M odest
  • S tunning

Girl Who'd Marry "The Kid" Next Door

OH DEAR.

WHATEVER YOU SAY, WE LOVE IT. REALLY.

 

TOP TEN ALIASES USED BY KLF

  1. The KLF
  2. The Justified Ancients of Mu-Mu
  3. Rockman Rock
  4. King Boy D
  5. The Forever Ancients Liberation Loophole
  6. The Time Lords
  7. Ford Time Lord
  8. Lord Rock
  9. Time Boy
  10. Disco 2,000

Mr Slip Mat, Mu Mu Land

You gotta love 'em!

WE'RE JUSTIFIED - WE'RE THE 'ZINE!