The Mega-Zine Museum
June 14, 2006
I've got metal fatigue
I'm back from Download Festival now (all showered and fresh) and want to go back. It was the best weekend ever. I saw someone dressed as a giraffe (was it anyone you know, WLW?) and met a very hot guy called Paul.
Sigh. Home doesn't seem so much fun now.
Kombucha Mushroom Girl
I was there as well, Mushy. Very nice apart from... well, is it me, or is heavy metal a bit SILLY?
Antique rock show?
I'm always getting muddled up between David Dickinson and Bruce Dickinson. This proved disastrous when I arranged a celebrity appearance at a charity Iron Maiden tribute event.
The Psychedelic Gloom
Yes. Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter is one thing, but I can't imagine the Maiden singing Cheap As Chips.
What about David Buck-ham?
Apparently all England players lost between five and ten pounds against Paraguay. Mind you, that's only small change on their wages.
Unusual Suspect
I hear that one of the midfield players won the bet. By the end, they were all going Hargreaves.
The Bride of Dracula
Flicking through a magazine the other day I saw THE perfect Wedding dress, I guess all I have to do now is find a potential husband.
The Vampire of Ye Olde Hinkytown
If you're a vampire remember when you're married that blood is thicker than water.
All you need is love
So WLW, you ride a bicycle and have SOME neck, are you David Cameron? Or are you a relative of WRW, who sponsors Llanelli Scarlets? We Love Wales?
Mally Pally
I love bicycles. I love Wales. I love the world, the universe, everything. I am the love bucket.
Getting catty
Hi!
"Meow."/"Quite a meowthful."
"Meow meow meow? Meow meow meow meow! (meow meow...) Meow!
Sprinkles the Cat
What you need is a a nice saucer of milk, then lie down and have your tummy tickled and you'll feel lots better.
