The Mega-Zine Museum
May 20, 2006
SPIDER NAMES
My spider plants, Brian and Roger (whose names you insulted a while ago, WLW), have now each got little baby spider plants growing from them.
Any suggestions for 'Zine-approved names for these two would be welcome. Go on then, what IS a good name for a plant?
The One With The Mighty Antlers
Pascal, Elvis and Juniper. It's all in a name.
CONVERSATION KILLER
I was sat between two conversations in lesson today, so had to decide which one to join.
A - about the army and guns
B - Big Brother.
It was a hard decision, but I decided to do work about the relative decline in the legislatures of the US and the UK. I think it was more enjoyable.
I think I need a life.
The Spontaneously Combusting Penguin.
Er, you said it!
A HATTY SUBJECT
A few weeks ago, I went to a film audition. As part of it, I had to fill in a form. I had to put down my name, eye colour, hair colour, height...
I was also asked for my hat size. How would I know what my hat size is? Well, I suppose a milliner might.
Do you know what your hat size is, WLW?
Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House
Oh, hats are so last season darling.
THE LEGENDARY ZINE
I was looking though wikipedia.com and found that Mega-Zine is on it. It says that you, WLW, are in fact more than one person and you are mythical, but it said you stated yourself as a gay giraffe!
Ha ha, it's like, a life story of Mega-Zine even goes on about the war against Backchat.
I added myself to the list of legendary 'Ziners just as Paddy Irishman has.
Spider Fight
Club Look up the word legendary and you'll find WLW.
SCOTTISH NEWS
I'm a newbie to the world of 'Zine but won't bore you with how long, etc! I'm an emo, but I don't have any whiny cry-in-the-corner tendencies. I just have a side fringe.
My town - if any of you people think your town is bad, mine's full of loud beats and modified cars.
Exams - I'm in the middle of my exams and I have only got two left. Joys...!
Scottish Purple Turtle
Life in the fast lane eh, newbie?
MUSIC WEIRDNESS
Daggsy and I like Lordi, and Daz Sampson will never be their equal. Face it, he is awful.
Ravens feather
Both of you need to seriously reconsider your music tastes.
Big Brother has taken over my head. Seriously! He came in last night, put in a little chip and now controls it! He makes me watch foster's home for imaginary friends!
One winged angel
Sounds like he and I need to chat!
