The Mega-Zine Museum
May 2, 2006
TEXT MANIACS
I am allergic to my own tongue.
The Reverand Jebodiah Sexkitten Rock
Mind you don't swallow it then.
Well what's going on here then? All this chat and no mention of how the colour pink is going to take over the world.
Discuss.
The Pink Puppy
Since when were puppies pink?
AS WLW STANDS
Does WLW stand for Worryingly Large Weeble?
I see you wobbling but you won't fall down, or is that what the refreshment tent's doing?
Naff Naff Bob Face
No it stands for Worrying Lovely and Wonderful. Sorry to disappoint!
THE BOOK OF EXCUSES, PT 1
- "I refuse to take your exam - you're denying me free speech by restricting me to what you mysteriously call 'the correct answer'."
- 'I was attacked by a flock of birds who mistook dandruff for breadcrumbs.'
- 'I can't see you this Saturday. I'm expecting a headache.'
Samurai Hedgehog
Excuses, excuses. Get on and do it.
AIR CONDUCTING
You know how some people are into air guitar? Well, I think my friend's having a mid-life crisis. Whenever he listens to Classic FM, he starts waving his arms about.
Maybe he's gone a bit mad. Or maybe he's started a new craze...
Love from Aphra the Post-modern Spy
And who said Busted were dead?
SNOW BLINDNESS
Aaagh - I have snow blindness! I cannot see any snow anywhere! I am snow blind!
Helga Hufflepuff's Hat
Er... maybe that's cos it's May and we're headed for a mini heatwave. Tsk!
WHO THE CHILLI ARE THEY?
I've just discovered a great band called the Red Hot Chili Peppers... has anyone else heard of them?
Anonymous
Two things... 1. Oh dear and 2. Best you stay anonymous.
