The Mega-Zine Museum
April 7, 2006
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SENSATIONAL PYROMANIACS A word of advice: it's the start of the weekend. Don't waste no time coz tonight is your night - oh yeah, WLW, you were right! As ever! I couldn't have put this better myself. Happy days!
PIRATES VERSUS NINJAS
Well the DeLorean struck by Lightning is very happy to be married to Adrienne Barbeau.
Now I was saying pirates are pretty cool until someone said ninjas are cooler than pirates. When a ninja kills you, you never see him coming.
Pirates, on the other hand, say, "Arrr!" alerting you to their presence. Then they kill you anyway. Case closed there.
Well, time to go. Love and hugs and "Arrr!"
Princess Psycho
Shiver me timbers!
THE BURGER BITES BACK
KOMBUTCHA MUSHROOM GIRL I'm watching Super Size Me and have a really big burger craving. It sucks because I'm a vegetarian. Maybe you should go to the other side?
Penfold - why so boring? I certainly am not a sad sack, and whingeing letters to WLW won't make it so! Don't be so teasy!
Enchanted rose - love it!
Mama goth x
Ha ha! We're all getting on famously!
REVISION ALTERNATIVES
A list of things to do when you cannot be bothered to revise:
- Sing a Westlife song really loudly and very badly.
- Cover face in make-up to achieve "footballer's wife" look.
- Dance around the room when Strictly Dance Fever is on.
- Do online quizzes (apparently I have an IQ of 145!).
- Eat 11 hash browns followed by a box of Jaffa Cakes.
- Do another online quiz (now have an IQ of 82).
The moral of this list: jaffa cakes reduce your IQ.
The Glitter Girl
Ahem! Take it from the professor of all things intelligent, they are vital!
BIRTHDAY PARTEEEEE
It's my birthday in 29 days, do y'all wanna come to my house for a wee tea party?
The Vampire of Ye Olde Hinkytown
Well it's not quite Halloween but I guess we could consider it. Will there be pumpkins and fried rats?
THE BOOSH
A couple of weeks ago, I went for a walk with my friend and my aunt's dog.
We started singing the Love Games song. I sang it in my special Boosh voice. (My friend thinks it makes me sound like Antony Hegarty). A woman walked past and looked at us in amazement.
We're going to see The Boosh in a couple of weeks. I'm dead excited.
Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House
(PS: If you print this letter, I'll send you some Buttons.)
It was the Buttons wot swung it.
BADGES OF HONOUR
Thanks for the birthday greeting The Bonnie Bo'nessian, I had the best gift ever... a trip to the dentist! At least I got a Scooby Doo sticker.
The Spontaneously Combusting Penguin
Bet not many of you have Blue Peter badges.
