The Mega-Zine Museum
March 25, 2006
TEXT MANIACS
MAMA GOTH Hail davord, lord of tharg! Anyone know what I'm on about? Not you, wlw! Big black lipsticky kisses. Pout
AGENT ORANGE On the streets of Maurdi people are selling carrots - this is a good sign. I'm glad you're glad.
TIME WASTERS
DAGGSY I have nothing to say today. I still want to waste your time though. Thanks Daggsy. I hope I've wasted some of yours too.
ONE WINGED ANGEL *knock knock* oh hi, come in... wait... no! you're not one of my minions... you're... the dreaded cold! no, please dont infect me! nooooooo! Not me - I'm the sunshine and my hat is on.
ANIMAL FARM
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
She still brings it to school
In two slices of bread
She then found a cow
Her father shot it too
She doesn't eat it though
Cos she still hears it go Moo.
Paddy Irishman
I am a vegetarian you know, Paddy. That's even put me off Jaffas.
LEMONS AND LIMES
TRE'S PINK PANTS Jaffa Cakes - they taste not good. I thought I would try da lemon n lime ones - ewww I wish I hadn't. They should make them without the icky jelly bit. Sounds tempting to me. Mind you, I am sometimes a giraffe of habit.
THE BONNIE BO'NESSIAN Late night parties with loud music really annoy your neighbours. Another good way is throwing the empty bottles in their garden! Bonnie's thought for the day.
THE TEST BEGINS
I know it's spelt "reference" but my name is actually refering to something.
Three jars of pickles to the fifth person who can figure it out.
An Obscure Refference
And I'll throw in a box of Jaffas.
PRETTY AINT GOOD ENOUGH
How impressive. My aerial usually has problems receiving Teletext but today it's particularly useless.
One page of 'Zine had half the letters missing, a sentence in red, several words flashing and a jumble of random letters twice the size of all the others.
Quite pretty, really. But useless.
The One With The Mighty Antlers
A day without Zine is like a day without Jaffas. What a crying shame!
NAME COMPETITION
In response to L&IFP, never heard of the guy...
Although in two previously unrelated incidents yes, I did forget my name.
Kombutcha Mushroom Girl
Did you remember it again or were you a Reigning Tomato before?
