The Mega-Zine Museum
March 16, 2006
RENO ASPIXIA Woo GameCentral printed my text! I feel so loved! Not as loved as you'll feel now...
RAVENS FEATHER Hey WLW I'm a poet and I know it! That's better than some of the stuff I have to read.
A CHEESY ATMOSPHERE
CHEESY AND PLASTIC MONKS I've just noticed that cheese seems to be a common occurrence in, shall we saw, ker-azy peeps. I blame those floaty cows. I thought there was a cheesy smell.
KOMBUTCHA MUSHROOM GIRL I donated blood today. A good deed. I then promptly fell and cut my leg, losing a lot more blood. Did I get some back? No chance. Not unless you're Dracula but I don't think mushrooms have superpowers.
CAT STORY THREE
What's that Sprinkles?
*meow*
Lily fell down a what?
*meow*
What? Sorry?
*meow!*
Oh gosh - I cannot understand!
*meow meow!*
It doesn't matter! Silly cat!
Little Blue Fox
It's been a while, Fox. Cats are still silly.
HAZARDOUS FIRES
Man, I was so tired last night, I fell asleep in front of the fire. Bad thing is, there's no fireplace in my bedroom.
The fire officer told me that it was most likely the smoke inhalation that knocked me out. Said I was very lucky.
Don't drink and drive kids!
Paddy Irishman
Well I couldn't agree more. Fires and drink are bad news.
A ROYAL TAKE OVER
I may just be a princess now, but soon I will be Queen. Queen I tell you! I will take over the world!
Anyone care to join me? WLW? There will be warrior-fighting and lots and lots of Jaffas!
The Lil' and Incredibly Frustrating Princess
Thanks Lil' Princess but I already know what it feels like to take over the world.
HAIRY MOMENTS
WLW,
Sorry to trouble you,
I don't like the look of that stubble - you
should shave.
(Not much rhymes with WLW)
The One With The Mighty Antlers
Excuse me! I'm a giraffe, not a lion! Beards and stubble are so last season, dahling.
IT'S ALL IN THE NAME
We pronounce WLW's name
wulewu
I asked all my friends at school and they said that.
Blaidd
I'm glad you're taking out the time to discuss such matters, Blaidd. Much more interesting that physics.
