The Mega-Zine Museum
March 9, 2006
TEXT MANIACS
ONE WINGED ANGEL There's a hole in your bucket? Buy a new one! Dear Liza, Dear Liza
DANIELSON What ever happened to The A-Team? I need their help to tidy my gaff up. They got replaced by Kim and Aggie.
TRUE LOVE?
DAGGSY Peggsy? Ha. What a stupid name. I happen to think Peggsy and Daggsy sound very compatible?
PEDANTIC 252 Did you hear about the pet shop that was robbed by two parrots? They told the shopkeeper: "Give us all the bird seed or we'll sneeze." They should have got some Jaffas, too.
BARKING
Dead dog in the middle of the road
Dead dog in the middle of the road
Dead dog in the middle of the road
Stinks to high heaven
Bogalulu
I imagine it does.
MEOWS ABOUT THAT
Cat Story 2
What's that Sprinkles?
"meow"
Oh my goodness! - There are lots of witches in the forest? And all the witches want to kidnap all the children, and - ?
"meow!"
Oh, gosh, sorry - we are going to have fishes for supper.
Little Blue Fox
Well they do say you can feed the five thousand.
ON THE ORIGIN OF SPECIES
Hey WLW
Just out of curiosity I was wondering if you are any relation to the giraffe off Madagascar?
It's just that you have a striking resemblance to him.
Anonymous
What an accolade. I shall relish the thought for a week. It's a known fact that giraffes are related you know, wherever they are in the world.
CRUMBS
| VM: | I'm looking for some bread. |
| Employee: | Ah, here. This is not just bread, this is the finest Korean bread, carefully produced by the world's leading breadmakers. Watch me pour cream over it and break it sexily. |
| VM: | The thing is I just want bread. |
| Employee: | This is not just bread, this is... |
| VM: | Do you sell just bread? |
| Employee: | No. |
Vigilante Maelstrom
Love it, this is melt-in-the-middle, go-to-heaven chocolate pudding!
