The Mega-Zine Museum
February 24—25, 2006
TEXT MANIACS
DALEK Smoking is bad for your health - especially when it's your clothes that are on fire. Ouch! Ouch?!
THE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING PENGUIN The worst music to snowboard to is Take That. Thanks for the advice.
SMOKE ALERT
MERRY MERRY MERRISTEM Och aye the noo! I'm Scottish, One Winged Angel! Are we taking over 'Zine? Can I be on it? Please? Love from, Merry Merry xxxx Only because you asked nicely.
WAVY DAVY GRAVY Oh gosh, Lord have mercy. I can't find cheese and rice croquettes like the ones I had for school dinners anywhere. Help! 'Ziners are on the case Wavy Davy Gravy baby - oops, did I just say that out loud?
SCOT INVADERS
I am shocked and appalled that there is no snowball fight or snowman-making event in the Winter Olympics.
I refuse to watch it any more.
Intensive Care Bear
Perhaps you should start practising for Canada's 2010 Winter Olympics.
WINTER OLYMPICS DISGRACE
My ICT class teacher told me to use lots of bullets in my coursework.
I don't know why he was so surprised when I pulled a shotgun out of my bag and started shooting the monitor!
I did get A* though - 'cause he was too scared to give me anything else.
Beijing'S 8,999,997th Bicycle
Who do you think you are, 50 Cent?
CLASS WAR
When people get stabbed, why do they always shout, "AAAAARRRRGH"?
Why not, "My mum will kill me - she's just had this tunic dry cleaned!" or, "I knew this would happen!"
And why do tenors sing about it instead of bleeding?
Daddypoos
Why indeed?
WHY? BUT WHY?
Where's The Brigadier and Spikey Stu?
Changing the subject, have you noticed that you never see Dennis Rodman and Wesley Snipes in the same room?
I think they are the same person.
The One Who Smells Of Baby Powder
Dennis Rodman? I have a disturbing picture of him in my head.
SPICE GIRLS v TAKE THAT
I think we should start a Spice Girls v Take That debate.
Personally, I think Take That were never quite sure if they had bodies, 'cause they were constantly taking off their clothes to check. Strange if you ask me.
Lola Cherry Cola
I've come over all faint and funny just thinking about their torsos.
ART ATTACK
I have a roll of brown paper, a roll of bubble wrap, three rolls of sticky tape and lots of spare cardboard. Now I just need something to do with them all.
I know! It's time for a big art attack.
Dr Namgge
Might I suggest you get an adult to help you with the scissors.
