The Mega-Zine Museum
February 17—18, 2006
TEXT MANIACS
WELLYWANGLERS LACK WINKLEPICKERS WLW - We Love Wellies, Whales Love Wales or perhaps Wendy Likes Weewee. Enough.
MECHANIC MONKEY To all new ziners, WLW stands for White Line Warrior, doesn't it WLW? It's true.
EASTER BUNNY COMES EARLY
BLADE RUNNER Easter looms! I can almost smell sickly gooey choccy eggs, Mmm. I've been chomping on them for months.
BETTY THE EMO SLAYER Howdy! Anybody else loving Be Your Own Pet in here? Just me with taste again? Sigh. You are the weakest link, goodbye.
SCOTTIE LASS Erm, I don't know what to say... I think I'll start with hello. Don't be shy, Scottie Lass.
ENTERTAINING RAT
The best entertainment in New York isn't Broadway but on the subway tracks.
You see mice and rats playing with mouldy oversized pretzels. True!
The Gutless Wonder
Here I was thinking the half-naked, singing cowboy was the best entertainer in New York.
MUSIC TO MY EARS
We've all told you what music we like, so I'd like to pose you a question.
What type of music do you like, WLW?
Converse Addict
That's a bit personal... I like everything from nursery rhymes to Black Sabbath.
FIGHTING OVER OWNERSHIP
So Elden Ray is yours, is she Creeping Dan?
Well I never saw your name on her. Oh wait - there it is behind her left ear.
I do apologise!
Pedantic 252
I thought you all belonged to me.
SCOTTISH ARRIVAL
You know you've reached Scotland when my dark angels and I are crowding around you and serenading you with very loud Linkin Park songs.
The Lilac Pilgrim
Very appealing - I'm sure we'll all be boarding the first train to Scotland.
