The Mega-Zine Museum
January 29, 2006
LOVE-IN-IDLENESS Why is Captain Jack Sparrow hosting Big Brother's Big Mouth? He's so annoying.
SEXY SI I love Green Day. Can anyone tell me the names of their other albums? They've released albums?
DR NAMGGE Does anyone know which numbers will win on Friday's euromillions draw? It looks as though I'll have to place my life on them. Sorry Dr, I've been sworn to secrecy.
GOTHGUITARIST OK people, I'm settling this debate. Velle Valo is hottest and Gerard Way is runner-up. Greenday are rejects. Settled. Lets see...
DOUGIE THE MINESWEEPER Mozzarella rules! Edam is better!
ROOM 101
If I were ever really ill and needed extra time to complete a piece of work I'd have to go to see a woman whose office is apparently in room number 101.
Some sadist decided that it was a good idea to put coursework extensions in Room 101. How did they get away with that?
The One With The Mighty Antlers
You would be better off asking them.
ADDICTED
I have a shameful addiction. A white powdery substance. You might find people using it in bathrooms and they seem to like the smell of. I know I do.
My name's Ten Flaws Down and I'm a talcoholic.
Ten Flaws Down
You've taken the first step in admitting your addiction, Ten Flaws Down. We commend you.
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING
So got an e-mail from Emma the 'Lil' Angel and she's getting a van.
I wonder if she'll go around solving mysteries like a cut price version of the X-Files where the guy dressed as a ghosts says: "If it wasn't for that pesky Emma I would of got away with it".
But who'd be her Scooby?
Princess Psycho
Poochie?
WHACK-A-CHAV
I've created a new game. It's called Whack-a-Chav. To play, you need one big object and one chav which you whack with said big object. It's great fun.
There's a sequel coming out - Wack-a-Minimosher!
One Winged Angel
I like the sound of them, quick, patent them right away.
A CONUNDRUM
I have a question. Is Little Blue Fox male, female, something in between, or even something not discovered by scientists yet? I've always thought female, but sometimes you can't really tell with Ziners, can you?
PS, new series of Rock School! Go Gene Simmons!
Clockwork Ghost
I can't keep up with the gender of you readers. Over to you Little Blue Fox...
