The Mega-Zine Museum
January 13—14, 2006
TEXT MANIACS
DAVE DA RAVE Am I the only Ziner who's a member of the cult of Pot Noodle? Lets have an open debate...
TOOTH OF WISDOM Madge, will you put your leotarded bum away, I'm trying to eat my breakfast. I'm put off mine.
ASSORTED RAMBLINGS
ONE WINGED ANGEL Sorry Dalek, Friday's no good. It's the 13th you see, a very unlucky day for me for it is the day that unlucky stuff happens. I was born on Friday 13 - its not unlucky at all.
ESCAPED APE WLW, you are so wrong about Dalek, he too is in CBB. He's the pepperpot in the kitchen area. I didn't recognise him for a minute. Thanks, EA.
THE BRIGADIER Who perchance stole my didgeridoo? Thank goodness, he's back!
SWISS ARMY KNIFE
So, I got a Swiss Army Knife for Christmas and it's great!
It has knifey bits, and scrapy bits, and openy bits, there is literally nothing it cannot do, although it can't find me a handsome boyfriend.
That said, I did threaten a handsome boy with it, which is sort of the same thing.
Len Secret
Len Secret, it really is no secret as to why you haven't got a boyfriend.
I'M THE BIGGEST FAN!
I'm in love with Tre Cool from Green Day too!
Ooo... his beautiful hair!
Ooo... his wonderful eyes!
Ooo... his gorgeous lips!
Ooo... I've just wet myself!
Dalek
I suggest you get yourself down to the chemist and buy some nappies, quick!
WILLIAM, IT WAS NOTHING
I would ode the man Shatner if I could write poetry. His lyrical prowess, his soothing singing voice, his fugitive stare.
If life is bad, well, just when you think it can't get any worse, Shatner turns up. That's just the kind of great man he is.
Shatner. An ode. For common. People. In the sky. With Lucy.
Elden Ray
Oh what a wonderful ode. Does anyone love WLW enough to write one for me?
BIRDY BRAVERY
Are you a victim of the chicken thieves who have been terrorising the neighbourhood?
If so, call the Chicken Brigade - they're a plucky lot.
Ha ha.
Flukey Luke
A plucky lot! Hahahahaha! Shut up.
BIG BOTHER
Over the past few days I've kept my eyes on the BB house to witness all the bizarre things that have happened there recently.
I am, of course, speaking about the Boring Brown house at the other end of my street. Roland went in there and hasn't been back out since.
Who's in Big Brother anyway?
Psychic Potato
Keep us informed about Roland. Don't you read the papers, Psychic Potato?
