The Mega-Zine Museum
November 25—26, 2005
BIG WOOLY JUMPER I started school last month and have finally joint a cool club, called the chess club. You're a very good writer after just one month.
MECHANIC MONKEY See a penny, pick it up, and all day long you'll, erm... er... I'm stuck. Only if it's heads up.
VIVE LE VEG
THE AMAZING BOUNCING FERRET Everyone loves Davord. But does anyone still yell out "All hail Davord, Lord of Tharg!" in public places? Please do that. It would make me very happy.
SQUASHED STRAWBERRY I know where Topper is. He joined the Vegetable Revolution. I know. I've seen him there. Come home!
PSYCHIC POTATO Try to reach inside of me! Try to take my energy! Let me show you just what I'm made of! Er, potato?
Save energy. Use the school or work
RADIATORS TO DRY YOUR WASHING ON
INTRO TO ME
Hello fellow 'Ziners. I have been here a while, under the alias of The Almighty Spork.
However, I have had a name change due to my recent "Green Day addiction". So here I am.
Erm... hello, look at me. Helloooooo? Erm...
The British American Idiot
I'm not sure about the name change
I PREFER BOULEVARD OF BROKEN SPORKS
TRAVELLING WITHOUT MOVING
I've not written in for a while. I've been trying to get some life experiences but not getting very far.
What I have learned is that I'm not very good at getting my own way. So, I have decided to shut myself away playing the guitar until I bleeeeeed. Then when I'm advanced, I'll be able to have all I desire.
That said, I only want a cuddle and a trip to the cinema...
Luco El Loco
Take the day off for hugs and a film
THEN YOU'LL BE READY TO ROCK AGAIN
ATTENTION SEEKING
Right, from my research (and I have done plenty into this subject) I feel you should know this.
A very good way of attracting people's attention is to strip off in public, and walk around naked. Alternatively, you can talk to imaginary people, sing to yourself loudly in the street, or steal a traffic light.
The first and last may get you in trouble with the law.
Elden Ray
I've heard of stealing traffic cones
BUT A TRAFFIC LIGHT COULD BE TOUGH
MAD CAKE TESTING SCIENTIST
Me and my friends were discussing what we were going to do after we leave school. The usual answers came out: policeman, fireman, astronaut.
Of course being different I've found the perfect job - mad scientist, you know, like in the good old days. White hair, lab coat, glasses, mad laughter and of course my crazy plans.
If they don't do a course in being a mad scientist at uni, I could always become a cake tester.
The Broken Wookie
Corporate Applications Technician of
FUTURE FACTORS ENGINEER WOULD DO ME
WAITING FOR CHRISTMAS
Well, times are 'ard, as they say, and the 'Zine band isn't paying that well, so I've decided to embark upon a lucrative career waiting tables. So far I haven't dropped any plates, but have had a embarrassing accident involving a customer and a parmesan grater.
I am saving my tip money to buy my dear mum a new Hoover for Christmas, kind considerate daughter that I am.
Have you started your Christmas shopping yet, WLW?
Queenie Careena
I've been saving tips from you guys
BUTTONS AND CHOCCY FROGS ALL ROUND
