The Mega-Zine Museum
November 13, 2005
THE SHEEP THAT LOST ITS WOOL I have Jaffa Cake toothpaste. Squeazy peasy.
JEBORI Hmm. What name can I have on 'Zine? Something to do with spontaneous combustion? I know, a penguin - it lives in a cold place and is unlikely to combust. How smart am I? Not very.
PAGE TWO TEMPTATIONS
MECHANIC MONKEY Knock, knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman!... I'll let myself out. Taxi's waiting...
McTED I have just texted in to pick a fight. So come on, who wants some? As if, whippersnapper.
ONE WINGED ANGEL So that pirate thinks he can sell my wing, does he? I'll show him. I know where he lives! Yeh, but you can't get there, limp-a-long.
Why don't you take it out on
CHERYL WEEDY?
SON OF 'ZINE
Hang on - I'm confused. Do we like Son of Dork here at Mega-Zine? I personally rather like them and their catchy little ditties about being losers and the like!
Admittedly, their tunes are catchier than the latest McFly stuff, but let's not get into that.
Punk Princess
We're free to like whoever we want
HERE - LONG AS IT'S NOT SON OF DORK
THE TRAGIC TALE
Benny had a pet frog. They were best friends and did everything together: played football in the park; munched popcorn at the cinema; they even went to school together.
But early one morning, Benny awoke to find the frog had gone. He searched everywhere, but his little green friend had run away, leaving him for the toad next door.
Ahh, poor Benny.
Dalek
Was he
HOPPING MAD?
ROMY AND MICHELLE
Yeah, it's a great find, WLW! With all those cheesy '80s songs and the like.
Though I have to agree with Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex - Battle Royale is probably one of the greatest films ever, what with the blood, gore and ceaseless violence. Kiriyama rules as the psycho guy.
Either that or Yellow Submarine. I really can't decide.
The Amazing Bouncing Ferret
Blood, gore, guts and giblets? Or
DRESSES, DANCING AND DISCO BALLS?
MONEY MONEY MONEY
Why does that "Queen" person need to be be on ALL of the coins? I mean, sometimes she's even on both sides and that's just greedy. Oh, wait... that's a lion. But still, we should come up with ideas for a new design.
I'd have a DeLorean on one side and a lightning bolt on the other, so if you spin it it'd look like the DeLorean was getting... well... you know.
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning
If only she'd change her hair.
LOOK WHAT IT DID FOR SHARON OSBOURNE
WEATHER
Well, it's November, right. That means autumn, so naturally the weather is cold. I can see my breath float around me in shimmering clouds if I exhale, my body does a great job of warming me up... in my clothes.
So why do I see a man in shorts and we're talking Lycra here? Shorts, November, Lycra which one is more wrong?
Elden Ray
Were you reading a
HOLIDAY BROCHURE AT THE TIME?
