The Mega-Zine Museum
November 14, 2005
ERNIE'S RUBBER DUCK McTub wants a fight, then I say fight me! Are you going to Mcmeet in Bath?
CONFUSED PIRATE I tried to get up the property ladder, but I fell off. It's those silly boots you wear. Get some rubber-soled ones.
PAGE TWO TEMPTATIONS
THE DOCTOR'S MOST INTERESTING AND ECCENTRIC ASSISTANT Today I feel like a seal. Feed me fish. Will you clap if I do?
THE FROODY FIFER No. Dr Nick is leaving. I'll miss his inane ramblings. Good to see he's still getting letters!
VIGILANTE MAELSTROM Have you ever noticed that "railway station" rhymes with "suffocation"? Coincidence? I think not. And recrimination.
Even the pigeons look
BORED ON TRAIN STATION PLATFORMS
CHRISTMAS CARDS
Can we bring out a range of Mega-zine Christmas cards? Who would want to buy ordinary cards if they could get ones of reindeers with err, a Spontaneously Combusting Penguin or lots of snow and Iceblink Luck?
I'm not even going to suggest who the three wise men could be though, because that would just fuel the constant arguments between certain 'Ziners.
The One With The Mighty Antlers
I think I'd look wonderful on the
FRONT OF THE 'ZINE CARDS, DO YOU?
MY CAT'S FAVOURITE
Comic Critic: If you like Broken News you should try The Day Today - another news show parody, but it did it seven years ago and is a lot funnier.
Well, my cat likes it.
Senor Cardgage
You had to PAWS for
THOUGHT THEN, DIDN'T YOU?
MY LOVE
I wish I had a car. Then I could give it to that woman out there for free and she'd like me. Instead, she will never know how much I love her, how much I care for her and how much I wish I lived with her.
Yeah, my mother is so great.
Paddy Irishman
You can show your love in other ways
HOW ABOUT A HORSE?
BRILLIANT FILMS
While we're on the subject of the best film, I'd suggest the first two Monty Python movies, the disaster spoof Airplane, the cop films The Naked Gun 2 1/2 and 33 1/3, Top Gun-mocking Hot Shots and its sequel, Part Deux, as well as National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1.
If you're after something more satirical, I'd suggest Team America: World Police (even if it is a bit immature in places).
Comic Critic
How on earth would we get our laughs
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU?
EDUKATION
This is education the ITV News way: "Venus is the third largest planet, after the sun and the moon."
Now, I'm no scientist, but something tells me that whole sentence is wrong.
The Spontaneously Combusting Penguin
You're right, scientists don't study
SENTENCES. BACK TO SCHOOL FOR YOU
