The Mega-Zine Museum
October 21—22, 2005
THE SHAMROCKING BOGMAN I told my bridge a joke about a terrible postman once, but he didn't get it. It didn't get his stamp of approval?
XIAOLIN DRAGON OF WOOD James Blunt looks like a triangle. He looks like a silly isosceles to me.
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THE BARKING TREE Do you grow a beard and howl at the full moon, WLW, like I do? Best way to worry the neighbours. A howling bearded giraffe? How silly.
UNUSUAL SUSPECT "Me fail english? That's unpossible." Wise words from Ralph Wiggum. Stay in school kids. And Homer failed his D'Oh levels.
CARAMEL I want to set my goldfish free. Where can I do this? I live in the city. Who has captured him?
Is there any food with a sillier
NAME THAN BUBBLE AND SQUEAK?
MY ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
Wow, thanks for the outstanding achievement award. I'd like to thank the academy, all those who didn't work for me, my parents and my mum and dad, and my neighbour's cat.
By the way, I am only accepting this award as it's only the second I've ever won.
Besides, I'd rather be mediocre than have to insult other 'Ziners just to get a response. Surely that is even lower than mediocrity?
Dr Namgge (best in breed)
If you children don't stop fighting
I WILL BE GIVING YOU ALL DETENTION
OUTRAGE
Someone has stolen my identity and used it on B*ckch*t! Anyone who knows me knows that I would never text into that page with the word 'Ziner at the use of my name!
And since when did I like Liberi Fatali? My favourite game songs are One Winged Angel, Anxious Heart and the cheesy poppy song in Kingdom Hearts.
Come forward whoever did this so I can destroy you with my one wing!
One Winged Angel
If you have one wing
DON'T YOU FLY In CIRCLES?
WLW RELATED LIMERICK
I would have sent this to her like you asked, but I don't know her e-mail address... or who she is.
WLW lives at Teletext Towers,
And is good friends with Mabel Mop,
She gave a cough,
Her leg fell off,
And now she has to hop.
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning
Mabel doesn't have to hop
SHE GETS A RIDE ON CELTIC
AWWWWW..
I may not be strong,
I may not be pretty,
I may not be clever,
I may not be witty,
But I'm me and I'd happy too,
The only thing that matters more is you.
The Girl At Her Own World
I'm afraid a future writing
GREETINGS CARD POEMS AWAITS
I'D LOVE TO BE LOST
What an unadulterated televisual pleasure that programme Lost is.
Lost? I should coco - especially with the bevy of lovelies there are on that idyllic island paradise - cute Claire, spoilt Shannon and crumpet cake.
My, don't they look lovely living out of a cave and existing on nothing but tropical fish to eat.
I would gladly use my harpoon to help.
The Brigadier
Lost? You certainly are if you
TRY TO FOLLOW THE PLOT. NONSENSE!
