The Mega-Zine Museum
October 13, 2005
DEMANZA I can fit six Jaffa Cakes into my mouth At once! Can any 'Ziner beat that? Eh? I can get four pasties down my neck, silly.
SHAVE THE HEAD OF MAVIS DAVIS "And that's HOW for now". Are you a native American?!
PAGE TWO TEMPTATIONS
THE BALD MOUSE CALLED FLUFFY I would just like to thank Enchanted Rose for the very generous award of "Best Couple". I was deeply touched. Sniffle.
LONE DOODLER WLW, giraffes have blue tongues. Is your spit blue? Does it save on ink? Don't be so ridiculous.
RAINBOW WARRIOR Vigilante - as a music student of two years, you are indeed right in your analysis, but you missed unwashed clothes. Stinks.
What will the image of our 'Zine
BAND BE? INDIE? ROCK? POP? GLAM?
BIG ISSUES
Last week I saw a bus called the Solent Clipper, which says it goes along the Coast to Southsea, in Cambridge bus station. This week I saw a "City Sightseeing South Coast" bus.
Either the council are borrowing loadsa spare buses or the area South of Cambridge has become sea and the Government has carried out a quite effective cover-up.
Is Teletext Towers currently under several feet of water?
The One With The Mighty Antlers
As it happens, yes.
AND I JUST SPOTTED CEDRIC
ME IN AN ACTION FILM
I wish to star in an action film.
An action film, during the course of which I will see a mundane object (for example, a teapot) as an inventive weapon.
Norman Radcliffe
Lethal Weapon 62? Ah, the trouble
YOU CAN CAUSE WITH A TEAPOT
WHAT I THINK OF THE BAND
I wish to join the band, too. I wish to join them all together with a big elastic band and suspend them from a tree so all passers-by can ridicule them for hanging from a tree by an elastic band.
Now if I could find my chainsaw, my plan would be complete.
Paddy Irishman
Ooh, who rattled your cage? Your
BEHAVIOUR SMACKS OF BAND-BITTERNESS
WHAT NOT TO SAY...
...in a personal statement, part two:
If your university is looking for amiable, mature and intelligent students interested in their courses who won't get into many fights, I am sure you would not be too disappointed were I offered a place.
I want to do good at uni, and feel I can bring many desirable qualities to your establishment. I have five.
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning
Put it on your UCAS form
AND WEEP, MY FRIENDS
DJ DAVE
I saw your list of greatest guitarists. Jimi Hendrix I do not have a problem with.
What I do have a problem with is Noel Gallagher being on there and not the vastly superior Mr James Dean Bradfield.
Get it sorted, laddie!
The Gutless Wonder
Ooh, indie band ruckus alert!
WAS KATIE MELUA ON THE LIST?
