The Mega-Zine Museum
September 27, 2005
THE EMERALD SAPPHIRE Does any 'Ziner know Emma-the-lil'-Angel's station? I wanna tune in and listen. Emma??
TIAMAT THE DRAGON I have to sing Suspicious Minds for a school concert. Yet I am a she, not Elvis. Any suggestions? Through a traffic cone?
PAGE TWO TREATS
ERNIE'S RUBBER DUCK Oh yes, Captain Planet and the Planeteers are the worst bunch of superheroes, ever! So there.
SELF-OBSESSION HONEY Shave The Head Of Mavis Davis: You're a fraud. And a phoney. And a... froney too! I'm holding your Bill Bailey DVD to ransom. That will make matters worse, surely?
CABBAGE PATCH KID If I were born on 00.00 on Dec 31/Jan 1, which year would I be born in? Party year. It's NYE!
Why do 'Ziners still look to false
IDOLS, WHEN YOU HAVE A REAL ONE, MOI
AT HOME WITH tATu
Julia: I need the bathroom.
Lena: The what room?
Julia: The bathroom.
Lena: The bath what?
Julia: The bathroom.
Lena: The what what?
Your Lost Mittens
Time's up, tATu! You'll have to
LEAVE THE FLAT STINKY AND SHOWERLESS
...MORE ON tAtu
Dear Dandelion, pray tell, whom do I love the more? Is it Lena, or is it Yulia.
Ahhh, it's Lena. No, Yulia. No, Lena. No, Yulia. No, Lena. No, Yulia. No, Lena. No, Yulia. No, Lena. No, Yulia. No, Lena. No, Yulia. No, Lena. No, Yulia. No, Lena.
No... oh, thanks, dandelion, you've been a great help.
The VolKat
(I have "Property Of Yulia Volkova tATued on my heart)
I suppose we should rename this
SECTION tATu'ZINE TOO?
31ST OF SEPTEMBER
The 31st of September is approaching. Yes, that enigmatic day that only those with the Names Joshua, Colin, Frank, Steven, Helen, Paula, Veronica, Hilary and Cod can experience.
For everyone else, time will just go from the 30th of September to the 1st of October.
Being a Colin, I'm writing out my plans for that day. I think I'll just sleep.
Vigilante Maelstrom
I heard Cod was having a party. But
THEN HE WAS ALWAYS A BIT FISHY.
A BAKER'S BAKERY
A few months ago someone started a talk about bakeries, unless I made that up, which does tend to happen, but, shush brain, back to the point.
I too work in a bakery and think we should start the new craze. No longer will a 'Ziner be considered cool for having their own radio show.
We bakers shall rise against the oppression of the DJs who control our everyday, erm, I think I've lost my point. But who's with me?
ChickenBoySproutFarm
Let the bakers' dozen rise like a
DEFLATED SOUFFLE, OR SOMETHING
CLOTHES PART 1
You can tell a lot about people from their attire. I have a lecturer who wears a T-shirt bearing the logo of the Wisconsin Badgers. From this I infer that he has an army of psychotic badgers living in his beard.
I also have a suspicion that Gutless Wonder wears a cardigan last washed in 1986.
Norman Radcliffe
Do you have a suspicion or a whiff
OF GORGONZOLA UNDER YOUR NOSE? UGH
