The Mega-Zine Museum
September 11, 2005
LOONEY TUNE There is water at the bottom of the ocean. No, there is only sand.
JEBORI Arr I be a pirate! Who studies geology by day and loots all ye jaffa cakes at night! Arr! Cripes, keep away from Teletext Towers.
SECOND PAGE TREATS
BEAVER This texting thing is amazing - now I can say goodbye to snail mail. After all, I did eat the last five postmen. Will you eat your phone too?
MEET TRUTH WART I hate Rage Against The Machine. Me too.
CHEWBACCA'S HAIRDRESSER Ahoy, yes I'm a newbie with a serious request. Where can I buy a strait-jacket? Thanx 'ziners. I know where you can buy a curvy one, but not straight I'm afraid.
Did all the snails get made
REDUNDANT WHEN TEXTING STARTED?
PASHERNATE LOVE
Personally I fail to see what all the fuss is about when it comes to the L-word. It's just another four-letter word like any other. Well maybe not.
Besides don't you think that pop bands these days can think of other things to write about with all that's happening in the world right now?
The whole subject has been done - a billion times over - so give it a rest.
The Owl of Bewilderment
Oh I could talk all night on the
SUBJECT OF LARD
BEST FACT EVER
Right, I'm going to keep this simple and let the fact speak for itself. Ready?
The actor who played Phil Banks in the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air did the voice of Shredder in Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles.
I found this out from a guy in a complete turtles outfit so y'know I'm inclined to believe him.
Mr Mopple is Upset by a Bee
I've told the Brigadier to leave
MY DRESSING UP BOX ALONE. TUT.
SHOCKER!
My school has filtered vegetable revolution! They're evil I tell thee! all because I spent most of my computing class on this site, created by geniuses!
I'm abandoning the duck revolution, let's take over my high school and kill them all with giant slippers.
One Winged Angel
Blimey, what would you do with your
EIDERDOWN?
SLEEP
I went to bed Wednesday night and woke up Thursday morning. The game was afoot.
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex
Glad to see your finally getting the
HANG OF THIS OLD LIFE LARK
BATHROOM AGRESSION TEST
Pick a fight with yourself in the bathroom mirror this morning...
Were you scared or did you laugh?
Grow from that moment...
Lord Charles
Let's just say
I FELL IN LOVE
