The Mega-Zine Museum
July 26, 2005
DADDYPOOS A botty burp to all 'Ziners. Failed the course at Charm School then?
PRINCESS PSYCHO With regards to my comments about Big Brother, I said my opinion is that I still think they should lock them up and see how long it takes for them to resort to cannibalism. However, filling the house with concrete is a better idea. You can use Craig's tears to mix it.
FOOLA HOOLA Beware the one-eyed strawberry - he bites. Bite him back.
SING ALONG EVERYONE
More imaginative song lyrics:
"You're better off sweeping leaves on a windy day"... Fat Joe and J-Lo
"I've been going up and down, been going round and round, been all over town"... Samantha "I've disappeared" Mumba
"Smile please, come on everybody, wear a happy face"...Fast Food Rockers
Emma-the-lil'-Angel
Des'ree: Don't want to see a ghost
I'D RATHER HAVE A PIECE OF TOAST
ODE TO WLW
Wanna hear the words to my new favourite song? OK, here goes:
WLW, you are so fine
If I had you, then you would be mine
And we'd eat Jaffa Cakes all of the time
Oh, wouldn't that be fine?
I wrote that.
Six Lumps Of Sugar
Wow, Des'ree would kill for
A LYRIC LIKE THAT
THE MIGHTY BOOSH
Hooray! There's going to be a new series at the end of the month! Oh joy! Oh rapture! I adore this programme, it's zany fabulousness. Where else could you get such comedy gold as:
"You're clearly French - you're a child of the croissant. Look at that nose, it's like the Eiffel Tower, you've got cheeks like the Louvre and a chin like a baguette."
Iceblink Luck's Hatful of Hollow T-shirt
It sounds a bit Frenchist to me
YOU WOULDN'T GET THAT ON ZINE TV
WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING?
It's Saturday night, I'm hot, I'm sweaty and I have nothing better to do then to write to you.
I could tell you about my day, but I won't. I could tell you about my plans for the future, but I won't. In fact, I'm not going to tell you anything.
Well I guess that's this letter done with.
YeahYeahYeah
Thanks for sharing
MAYBE TRY THERAPY NEXT TIME?
MMM, STRAWBERRIES
Squashed Strawberry, do not be afraid of me as contrary to popular belief I am a nice, friendly Dalek. I admit some of my kind have gained unpopular press, due to their exterminatory nature, but I will prove that I am different.
So here is an invite for dinner at my humble abode. I hope you like strawberries and cream for dessert. It's my favourite.
Dalek
Dinner with the Dalek
(DR) WHO COULD RESIST?
