The Mega-Zine Museum
May 18, 2005
DALEK I'll take it as a compliment that you want to assimilate me, Borg 101. But you'd better act quickly as you're going down and about to be exterminated like the sinking ship, Enterprise! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! Oh dear...
COMIC CRITIC I agree Red Dwarf is (one of) the best sci-fi shows and it's also quite a good comedy. Sci-nerds a-go-go?
BANK OF FRIENDSHIP What's happened to the chap who stole all his letters from Jack Handy? He's in prison.
I GIVE UP
OK, so I met this little ginger girl (I say little, she's my age, just a foot or so shorter and I'm not exactly tall) and her first response after "Hi" is "You look dead."
"Thanks" I replied sarcastically. She then said: "Well, you look pretty good for a dead person." So, I give up. Is that a compliment or an insult? It seems like a little of both. No wonder I stay at home...
Daggsy
Have you been dressing up
IN YOUR THRILLER COSTUME AGAIN?
MY AMAZING DREAM
(From overplaying my Pretty Hate Machine CD).
Held hostage, I was caught again after one escape attempt where I saw Trent Reznor (NIN) hiding... Enemy distracted again I ran, was shot at but jumped an embankment in a weird room.
I landed in a studio checking a list and finding smilies by my engineering report. Then Trent kissed me.
Freud's wish fulfilment suggests I long for action adventure and romance with older man. Interesting!
Luco El Loco
WLW theory: stop listening to
THRASH METAL BEFORE BEDTIME
MY NEW PARTY
How about since we're all fed-up with politicians I form the Super Spiky Stuy Party? I will campaign for all ugly people to be sent to Alaska.
So since we'll be a nation of pretty guys and girls, mini kilts will be the national dress for girls and one of the female members of the party (Gothbabe, where are you?) can pick the national dress for us guys. Giraffes do whatever you want.
So who's joining?
Spiky Stuy
Hmm, Spiky Stuy. We take it you're
AN OIL PAINTING? OR AN OIL SLICK?
TO EMMA (AGAIN)
I'm one of those wonderful healthcare students in the world, the pale ones due to too much time in the library and big black bags under our eyes.
The side effect of this meaning that I spend most of my time in the Queen's Medical Centre, without having to break a leg. It's 24 miles of corridor.
You should come visit us for coffee one day.
Numberthree
You have a real coffee pot or one of
THOSE YUKKY HOSPTIAL VENDING THINGS?
CHRISTMAS GREETINGS!
Hi. - Happy Christmas! Oh, gosh - I am sorry it is really early. Or late. I am not sure.
Anyway, I hope you get lots of cool things you really wanted - like a snow shaker and chocolate, and a Manic Street Preachers CD, and Pokemon socks!
Little Blue Fox
And pale blue woolly mittens? Get
KNITTING GIRAFFELETS. TWO PAIRS
END OF EXAMS
So, our exams are over. Hoorah! I didn't go insane, as I thought I would.
It all went rather well, apart from the extra time that I got at the end of every exam which provoked me to count how many different variations of finger-drumming I could do.
705. At a minimum.
The Friendly Prophet of Doom
What a swot! Finishing within time?
I NEVER DID BUT I DON'T HAVE FINGERS
ECCENTRIC EBAY
But this website is a treasure trove of humour. Browsing through it the other day, I came across a half-eaten cheeseburger up for grabs.
Scouring through a little more, there was the perfect gift for those who failed to get Glastonbury tickets - a giant medieval catapult to fling themselves over the perimeter fence.
It was going relatively cheap actually, I might get my nan that for her birthday.
Camarac
Any jousting equipment?
I'M AT A LOOSE END THIS WEEKEND
