The Mega-Zine Museum
May 3, 2005
DADDYPOOS Just thought all your readers would like to know my boil has burst. To be blunt I don't think they do.
UNIQUELY WEIRD BROCCOLI I'm new. Welcome me. First page material indeed! Yes - and uniquely weird too.
APHRA THE POST-MODERN SPY Evaporated Milk: Are you sure you want to be an eggman? Eggmen are rude (as he says on p251 of The Rough Guide To The Beatles). No it doesn't. That page is all about my Beatles influence.
HOW VERY NICE
I have been taking a break for a while - I also have exams coming up next month, and would just like to wish all other 'Ziners out there who have exams next month - Standards, Highers, GCSEs etc - good luck and I hope you all do well.
Space Matador
And so say all of us
GO OUT AND SHOW 'EM, TEAM!
STAR TREK IS PANTS
That's all there is to it. The ship's built like a futuristic office block (yawn) and all the crew do what they're told, with a "yes, Captain" - like office staff.
Fans are obsessive and it's currently part of the "T4 rubbishathon" along with Hollyoaks, The Morning After Show and ancient episodes of Friends.
Daggsy
Hear that knock on your door?
THAT'S THE TREKKIES COMING AT YA
PEOPLE
People smell funny and they also are not nice to look at. I vote we all convert ourselves into pixels, where we can join together and become a large computer picture.
We will be immortal until the screen is turned off, although that is just a small price to pay.
Also, don't vote for that certain party that lied to us over everything... let's call them "New Toiling", as it's more funny.
Matthias Mortimer Zulu
I'm way ahead of you Mr Zulu
MOST PEOPLE THINK I'M A PIXEL
WHAT A CLEVER MAN
If Mozart wrote Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when he was five, he was obviously very clever. But Twinkle Twinkle is the same tune as the Alphabet Song, so Mozart must have created the alphabet.
He wasn't a composer really, he was an English teacher. Mozart was English, right?
Mozart Fan
A fascinating theory...
BUT TOTALLY BONKERS
LOGIC
Apparently I'm a logical thinker. However, my logic does not seem to come up with the same results as everyone else's, so doesn't that logically make me illogical? But if that is correct, then it was logical, so I am logical after all. Maybe.
I think I'll just settle for joyful. The second and last letters ARE the same, after all.
Elden Ray
Just don't go around singing
THAT AWFUL LOGICAL SONG
