The Mega-Zine Museum
April 17, 2005
THE FRIENDLY PROPHET OF DOOM "Well, I'm back," said Samwise. "I'm back too!" said the Prophet. Back schmoo, I say.
EMMA-THE-LIL'-ANGEL Weezer's new song rocks, even if the video was filmed at the Playboy mansion. Men! Honestly. Tut tut. Are they in their bikinis again?
SO MANY FISH Yay! I've finally finished. It took me a while to type out this e-mail. Now, I'm off to Carlisle. Good-morrow! Night-day!
INSURANCE CLAIM
... so I said "I'll huff and puff and blow your house down!"
Anyway, after a brief traumatic episode, the little swine presented me with an insurance bill for £50,000!
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex
You shoulda
SNAPPED UP THE OFFER. HE HE
'ZINE SWEARWORD
Please, WLW! Don't make a 'Zine swearword!
Part of being a 'Ziner is trying your hardest to be funny without swearing. Give us a swearword and woo! We'd go nuts!
I mean 'Zine would go all blue. With people lighting up cigarettes in the corner and listening to grungy old jukeboxes (hint Lilac Leopard and Farmer Jack).
I propose we keep 'Zine clean!
Interesting Chair
Hmph. Sometimes a giraffe has gotta
LET OF STEAM. WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?
PAIN
Oh, my wrist doesn't half hurt! That's what you get from holidays. When you come back, you've become lazy, so any kind of exercise will cramp your muscles up, causing anguish.
Perhaps a bit melodramatic? Yes. I've only just been writing. But the agony.
Actually, it worries me that in a few weeks I'll be sitting exams, and my hand seizes up after three A4 pages. I should get some practice really.
Elden Ray
I propose lots and lots of exercise
STARTING WITH TONIGHT'S TELLY
END OF THE 'ZINE SWEARWORD
Flumping Hollyoaks! This Zine swearword thing is getting out of hand!
Let's talk about new, interesting things... like... errr... never mind.
Me and my Insania
Sorry switched off for a minute then
WHAT WERE YOU, UM...
MSN NAMES
Uni folk have boring ones. It's all "Jim", "Claire" etc. Why use your first name?
Then you have the Girl Guides, who insist on writing like daleks in some bizarre form of text talk.
Then the 'Zine/VR lot save the day. Current gems include: "Why do smoothies have bits of fruit in them, that isn't smooth?" and "Loving someone is not having to say you're sorry for covering them in third degree burns".
It's like a page 1 with each log in.
Numberthree
We are mad and wacky, aren't we?
UPSIDE DOWN GROUP HUG, GIRAFFELETS?
A POEM I WROTE...
Mama said I'd lose my head if it wasn't fastened on,
One day I did lose my head and it rolled away,
I can't think about it,
'Cause my brain is in it,
I can't see where it is,
'Cause my eyes are in it,
I can't call out to it
'Cause my mouth is on it
I can't listen out for it
'Cause my ears are on it
So i'll just sit here for a minute.
Babushka's Futtocks
Sounds like a case of
HAIR TODAY, GONE TOMORROW
MY FAVOURITE FOODIE DISHES
- Pizza with chocolate spread
- Chips with custard
- Garlic ice cream
- Fried mushrooms with Marmite
- Rhubarb sauce on toast
Mouth-wateringly scrumptious, no?
Enchilada Edelhips
What like all together in a food
BLENDER? YEP, ONE OF MY FAVES
